akkal ki dawai,(medicine for brain)

[Narad Muni]

ek chora kime chaabe tha(chewing), tai uske dost nai bujhi "ke khawe sai"
chchora bolya "akkal ki dawai"
dost "mere tain bhi de nai"
chchora "nu thode hi dunga, 10 rapiye de pahlyan"
Dost "yo le dus rapiye"
Dost nai dawai khaai fer bolya "kisi akkal ki dawai, yo tai gud sai"
chchora bolya "dekhya, aa gayi nai akkal"

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[Narad Muni]

Ek bar ek aadmi doctor dhore gaya aur bola,

" doctor sahab ke batau ek bahut badi bimari se,

doctor bola " ke batao"

vo aadmi bola " dr. sahab mene na khana khan ke baad bhukh kona lagti ,koi davai do ne"

doctor bola aacha ya to bahut pareshani ki baat se,
doctor ne chaar panch pudiya bandh ke uste de di aur bola,
" nu kariye ek pudiya sone ke baad aur ek uthne te pahla le liye"
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[GodFather]

Narad, Manney lagey se, thari pellli wali post par ghani FT hoggi

[Narad Muni]

Narad, Manney lagey se, thari pellli wali post par ghani FT hoggi

Areyy Daaki tanney kyukar lagey se ki mahari FT hovela pahle link to de bhai.:w00t:

[leleram]

ek chora kime chaabe tha(chewing), tai uske dost nai bujhi "ke khawe sai"
chchora bolya "akkal ki dawai"
dost "mere tain bhi de nai"
chchora "nu thode hi dunga, 10 rapiye de pahlyan"
Dost "yo le dus rapiye"
Dost nai dawai khaai fer bolya "kisi akkal ki dawai, yo tai gud sai"
chchora bolya "dekhya, aa gayi nai akkal"

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ye FT hai

Areyy Daaki tanney kyukar lagey se ki mahari FT hovela pahle link to de bhai.:w00t:

ye le link

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1925&highlight=poop

[leleram]

narad teri fotu dekh ke mera khada ho gaya se, ib der na kar, chal boonga-boonga:tongue:

[Mahamuni]

Re bhaiyo, ya FT konya. Angreji aur desi bhasha mein ghana farka hovai. Aur doosri baat, Narad ne aapna registration senior citizen mein karwa rakhya sai. Ub jis jis bhai ne ghani khaaj uththe se aur jo budhe logaan ki eesi teesi karan sai parhej koni kare, unti taan mein kuch keh koni sakaan.

[leleram]

Re bhaiyo, ya FT konya. Angreji aur desi bhasha mein ghana farka hovai. Aur doosri baat, Narad ne aapna registration senior citizen mein karwa rakhya sai. Ub jis jis bhai ne ghani khaaj uththe se aur jo budhe logaan ki eesi teesi karan sai parhej koni kare, unti taan mein kuch keh koni sakaan.

bhai, main maanoo yo FT konya, per main bhi budha ho gaya hu, meri bhi ischa hove maaran ki, budhapa aa gaya tharak khatam na hoyi, to main budha to narad ki mar hi sake hu:tongue:
yo dekho kinni sohni chhori ki fotu laga rakhi onne, dekh ke hi khada ho jaay to main ke karu

[Narad Muni]

bhai, main maanoo yo FT konya, per main bhi budha ho gaya hu, meri bhi ischa hove maaran ki, budhapa aa gaya tharak khatam na hoyi, to main budha to narad ki mar hi sake hu:tongue:
yo dekho kinni sohni chhori ki fotu laga rakhi onne, dekh ke hi khada ho jaay to main ke karu

Arey Daiki LeLe tu kyukarr karela mahari FT,tanney yo patto koni key aajkal maharo pet ghano kharab sai arr choubiso ghanta Mahari Ga*nd me su Goabar nikal riyo sai, tanne mein ek kaam ki baat batau su, baat ye sai ki apno ER bhai sai na unn ri Ga*nd ek mahina vaste bhade(kiraye) mathey le rakhi sey,Tu mahare jaise budha aadmi rey pichey mat pad kyunki agar mahare jaisa koi budha FT karan ke tem mar gaya to saari umar tanney jail me Ga*nd ghisni pad jassi.
arr Tu bhi agar budho Tau sai to ek kaam kar, 1000 rupira arr ek Eplikation farm len FT rey Daftar me Bhar de, tanney bhi SENIOR CITIZEN PASS MIL jassi arr Bhudapa pension bhi.
Agar tu yo kaam ni kar sakey sei to unn office rey aage hi Junglee raja naam ko ek Dalal khado mil jaasi jo aisa kaama me mahir sai.

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