Narad Muni
22nd March 2006, 03:54 PM
Ek bah kuch haryanvi kalakaar kitte javan the programme karan, raste mah , ek nah tas laag gi, aur wo jukar jhuka kuen me uska Benju<a musical instrument> padd gya, Wo bada bahut udaas ho gya. Ar bolya bhagwan ji ya tah badi maadi kari mere gel. Bhagwan ji nah daya aa gi aur parkat ho kah bole .. bol bachha kya chahiye. Desi manas bolya ji maharaj benju pad gya kuen mah khad do, Bhagwan nah haath ghumaaya aur sone <gold> ka benju aa gya aur bole le bachha , Desi manas bolya .. maharaj u mera koni. Maharaj mah pher haath ghumaaya ar chandi <silver> ka benju aaya, Desimanas bolya maharaaj u bhi mera koni. Tesri bah haath ghumaate hi Laakdi ka benju aaya, Desi manas bolya maharraj , bahut bhala ho , u e mera sah . Bhagwan bole, bachha hum teri imaandaari pah bade parshann hue , jaa tino le jya.
Wo raaji ho kah gharan gaya, uski beer bani boli , ak kiske chor laaya, Wo bolya chaal kuen pah ebe dikha doon.
Wo aapni bahu nah le kah kuen pah chala gya, jab uski bahu jhank kah dekahn laagi uska paan thasal gya aur wa kuen mah padd gi.
Desi manas pher bolya .. maharaj ya ke bani, Bhagwan pher parakat ho ge, Aur bole , kya hua, DesiManas bolya ak ji meri bahu padd gi. Maharaj nah haath ghumaaya ar.. SriDevi <filmstar> aa gi, Bhagwan bole .. haan bhai ya e teri lugaai sah. Desi manas ghatt tah bolya han ji maharaj ji ya e meri bahu sah.
Bhagwan nkah uthya chho.... wo bole tu tah bada beimaan, sridevi dekhte hi teri neet kharaab ho gi.
Desi manas bolya .. maharaaj .. baat neet ki koni... Mah to aap nah jaanu soon, Jah mah is nah naat jyata, aap doosri bah Madhuri dixit <another film star> nah kuen mah tah kaadhte, mah us nah bhi naat jyata , pher aap meri aali bhaagwan nah khaadte, ar , pher mah jah kahta ya meri sah , tah aap parassann ho kah tino manah de dete,
Ar maharaaj saachi bataaon..... nere tah ekke bua nah bus mah aati .. mah teen teen ka ke karta.. mera tah maran ka kaam ho jyata...
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Wo raaji ho kah gharan gaya, uski beer bani boli , ak kiske chor laaya, Wo bolya chaal kuen pah ebe dikha doon.
Wo aapni bahu nah le kah kuen pah chala gya, jab uski bahu jhank kah dekahn laagi uska paan thasal gya aur wa kuen mah padd gi.
Desi manas pher bolya .. maharaj ya ke bani, Bhagwan pher parakat ho ge, Aur bole , kya hua, DesiManas bolya ak ji meri bahu padd gi. Maharaj nah haath ghumaaya ar.. SriDevi <filmstar> aa gi, Bhagwan bole .. haan bhai ya e teri lugaai sah. Desi manas ghatt tah bolya han ji maharaj ji ya e meri bahu sah.
Bhagwan nkah uthya chho.... wo bole tu tah bada beimaan, sridevi dekhte hi teri neet kharaab ho gi.
Desi manas bolya .. maharaaj .. baat neet ki koni... Mah to aap nah jaanu soon, Jah mah is nah naat jyata, aap doosri bah Madhuri dixit <another film star> nah kuen mah tah kaadhte, mah us nah bhi naat jyata , pher aap meri aali bhaagwan nah khaadte, ar , pher mah jah kahta ya meri sah , tah aap parassann ho kah tino manah de dete,
Ar maharaaj saachi bataaon..... nere tah ekke bua nah bus mah aati .. mah teen teen ka ke karta.. mera tah maran ka kaam ho jyata...
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