Chanakya Neeti

[Jupiter]

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and
honest people are screwed first."

"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."


"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody.
It will definitely destroy you."


"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no
friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."


"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be
successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers
to these questions, go ahead."

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."


"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."


"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure
and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."


"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."


"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."


"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status.
Such friendships will never give you any happiness."


"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next
five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them
like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."


"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a
blind person."


"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected
everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."

[leleram]

well-said:toast:

chanakya was indeed a great diplomat of all time:balloon:

[Mastikhor]

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no
friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."


Ek Ladka aur (khubsurat) ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte ... Kahin na kahin tharak chupi hoti hai.

:)

[Jupiter]

Ek Ladka aur (khubsurat) ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte ... Kahin na kahin tharak chupi hoti hai.

:)

i strongly disagree

[God_Of_Death]

Ek Ladka aur (khubsurat) ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte ... Kahin na kahin tharak chupi hoti hai.

:)


not true.....

[DreamWeaver]

not true.....
guess lack of exp shows.. :tongue:
come back to this Q a few years later and your opinion might differ !!

:001_rolleyes::001_rolleyes:

[Narad Muni]

Ek Ladka aur (khubsurat) ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte ... Kahin na kahin tharak chupi hoti hai.

100% wrong.
Aap shayad FZ par bhi Tharak bhujane aate ho bhai.:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[God_Of_Death]

guess lack of exp shows.. :tongue:
come back to this Q a few years later and your opinion might differ !!

:001_rolleyes::001_rolleyes:


juppi bhai juppi bhai yeh DW uncle muje un-exp bata raha hai....some comments ????

[Narad Muni]

juppi bhai juppi bhai yeh DW uncle muje un-exp bata raha hai....some comments ????

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NO WORD'S
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Jupiter ka Chamcha saala.

[God_Of_Death]

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NO WORD'S


kyo kisi ne mooh mei de rakha hai kya:lol:

[leleram]

kyo kisi ne mooh mei de rakha hai kya:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mahamuni]

juppi bhai juppi bhai yeh DW uncle muje un-exp bata raha hai....some comments ????


I subscribe to Jupiter and G.O.D's views. Yeh zaroori naheen ki Ladka aur (khubsurat) ladki ki dosti ke peeche tharak chupi ho.

[Eshtyle Raja]

But ek ladka aur ek ladki zyada der tak achhe dost nahi rah paate, kahin na kahin kisi ke dil mai love feeling aa hi jaati hai and thats where the problems start..

[Mahamuni]

But ek ladka aur ek ladki zyada der tak achhe dost nahi rah paate, kahin na kahin kisi ke dil mai love feeling aa hi jaati hai and thats where the problems start..


Feeling of Love and Tharak are two different issues, my dear.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Feeling of Love and Tharak are two different issues, my dear.

Yes sir, I am talking abt love only...

[Narad Muni]

Yes sir, I am talking abt love only...

Kuch Time baad Love blind ho jata hai aur ladka-ladki dono aapas me bhoutik sukh bhogne ki koshish karte hai. isko tharak kahte hai,kyunki isme sundrata ki pooja hoti hai.
iss kriya ko log pyar kahte hai, magar i think pyar ki paribhasha alag hoti hai, jisme sarir ko nahi dekha jata,nahi bhoga jata, usme apne priyatam ke prati ek alag hi shardha hoti hai jaise humari aastha bhagvan ke Parti hai ussi tarah, uss kriya ko hi Pyar kahte hai.
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Kuch Time baad Love blind ho jata hai aur ladka-ladki dono aapas me bhoutik sukh bhogne ki koshish karte hai. isko tharak kahte hai,kyunki isme sundrata ki pooja hoti hai.
iss kriya ko log pyar kahte hai, magar i think pyar ki paribhasha alag hoti hai, jisme sarir ko nahi dekha jata,nahi bhoga jata, usme apne priyatam ke prati ek alag hi shardha hoti hai jaise humari aastha bhagvan ke Parti hai ussi tarah, uss kriya ko hi Pyar kahte hai.


narad bhai kya badiya tipanni ki hai wah..lagta hai tuje bi akal ah hi gayi finally:hi_5: :toast:

[GodFather]

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

how about this.:lol:

[God_Of_Death]

how about this.:lol:

well i think its not true, at least for the people i've met or been friends with.
when u make some one ur friend u count on them in the hour of need, but if u look it the other way the ur point is justified... lekin yaar dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai aur dosti se bada kuch nahi:toast:

[GodFather]

well i think its not true, at least for the people i've met or been friends with.
when u make some one ur friend u count on them in the hour of need, but if u look it the other way the ur point is justified... lekin yaar dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai aur dosti se bada kuch nahi:toast:

True, I just threw that in for fun, found it some where. For me one persons experience no matter how smart or intelligent he/she may be doesnt account for every body's experience. For him the glass is half full but for some one else it may be half empty...for me the glass is too big;):toast:

[shades]

"
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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody.
It will definitely destroy you."




"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be
successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers
to these questions, go ahead."





"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure
and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."


"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."


"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."



"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next
five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them
like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."


"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a
blind person."


"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected
everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."


jupiter ji kamaal ki baatein kahi hai chanakya ne

n thnx for presenting for us