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Admin
21st March 2006, 01:47 PM
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se
1st : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:47 PM
Sir:Baccho kasam khao kabhi shrab,sigret nahi pioge,Nonveg nahi khaoge.
Bacche:nahi khaenge sir.
Sir:kabhi ladkio ko nahi chhedonge.
Bacche:theek hai sir.
Sir:jua nahi kheloge
Bacche:O.K.Sir
Sir: Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Bacche: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA !!
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:48 PM
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:48 PM
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.


Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:49 PM
HEIGHT of
EMBARRASSMENT you faced once
RUNNING into a WALL,with an ERECT DICK
And
BREAKING Ur
NOSE first
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:49 PM
A girl in sexy mood touched d long penis of a horse,
who jumped & ran away
The horse owner came and
said:Now you touch mine too, I've to catch horse
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:49 PM
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!
leleram
21st March 2006, 01:50 PM
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.


Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

hee hee hee:lol: :lol:
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:50 PM
Professor : What Does that "V" on Yr T-Shirt Stand for?
College Girl : "Virgin". Professor : R you a Virgin?
College Girl : Well, it's a 5 Years Old TShirt...
Admin
21st March 2006, 01:52 PM
On KBC, a prostitute was on the hot seat.
Amitabh: Madam aapko hamare show me sabse acchhi cheez kya lagti hai?
Prostitute gets EXCITED, lifts her skirt and says,
"FASTEST FINGER FIRST"
LASHKAR-E-THARKI
21st March 2006, 01:54 PM
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

:lol: :lol: :lol: lol smart wife....
LASHKAR-E-THARKI
21st March 2006, 01:56 PM
A girl in sexy mood touched d long penis of a horse,
who jumped & ran away
The horse owner came and
said:Now you touch mine too, I've to catch horse

fu ckin hilarious admin bhai..pet m dar hone laga ab to:hi_5:
leleram
22nd March 2006, 12:44 PM
nice collection:toast:
Admin
23rd March 2006, 03:44 PM
NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.Rocket uda,Par aadhe raste se vapas aaya.jab sardaron ko pucha gaya to bole.AAJ AMAWAS HAI,CHAND TO HOGA NAHI
Narad Muni
23rd March 2006, 03:57 PM
NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.Rocket uda,Par aadhe raste se vapas aaya.jab sardaron ko pucha gaya to bole.AAJ AMAWAS HAI,CHAND TO HOGA NAHI

What a Nice Joke :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: ye lijiye admin bhai +repo.
Champak
24th March 2006, 04:57 AM
:thumbup: :thumbup: Excellent collection!!
Admin
24th March 2006, 12:05 PM
thx all for liking it
Admin
24th March 2006, 12:06 PM
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Jhonny: WOW !
God_Of_Death
24th March 2006, 12:18 PM
On KBC, a prostitute was on the hot seat.
Amitabh: Madam aapko hamare show me sabse acchhi cheez kya lagti hai?
Prostitute gets EXCITED, lifts her skirt and says,
"FASTEST FINGER FIRST"


awesome collection dude +ve pakka:toast:
baba dish
12th May 2007, 06:15 PM
great jokes.keep it up.
funnyfaridabadi
12th May 2007, 07:02 PM
fu cking hilarious :lmao: