DreamWeaver
1st February 2006, 02:29 PM
1. She is not a BABE or a CH1CK, she is a BREASTED CITIZEN
2. She is not EASY, she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
3. She is not BLONDE, she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
4. She has not BEEN AROUND, she has PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
5. She is not an AIRHEAD, she is REALITY IMPAIRED
6. She does not get DRUNK or T1PSY, she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
7. She is not H0RNY, she is SEXUALLY FOCUSSED
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS, she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
9. She does not NAG you, she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
10. She is not a SL*T, she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE H00TERS, she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER, she is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER
1. He does not have a BEER-GUT, he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER, he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
3. He does not GET LOST, he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4. He is not BALDING, he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER, he is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
6. He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK, he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ***, he develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVANIST PIG, he has SWINE EMPATHY
9. He is not AFRAID OF COMMITMENT, he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not a WANKER, he is an OWNER, OPERATOR
2. She is not EASY, she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
3. She is not BLONDE, she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
4. She has not BEEN AROUND, she has PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
5. She is not an AIRHEAD, she is REALITY IMPAIRED
6. She does not get DRUNK or T1PSY, she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
7. She is not H0RNY, she is SEXUALLY FOCUSSED
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS, she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
9. She does not NAG you, she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
10. She is not a SL*T, she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE H00TERS, she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER, she is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER
1. He does not have a BEER-GUT, he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER, he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
3. He does not GET LOST, he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4. He is not BALDING, he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER, he is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
6. He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK, he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ***, he develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVANIST PIG, he has SWINE EMPATHY
9. He is not AFRAID OF COMMITMENT, he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not a WANKER, he is an OWNER, OPERATOR