leleram
1st February 2006, 02:48 PM
Three men, Bangladeshi, Perwaiz Musharaf and
Dr.Manmohan Singh are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of
it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Bangladeshi says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Bangladesh."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Bangladesh was forever made fertile for farming.
Perwaiz Musharaf was amazed, so he said, "I want a
wall around Pakistan, so that no infidels and Indian
can come into our precious state." Again, with a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge
wall around Pakistan.
"Dr.Manmohan Singh, asks, "I'm very curious. Please
tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
"Dr.Manmohan Singh " says, Very impressive, "Fill it
with water
Dr.Manmohan Singh are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of
it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Bangladeshi says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Bangladesh."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Bangladesh was forever made fertile for farming.
Perwaiz Musharaf was amazed, so he said, "I want a
wall around Pakistan, so that no infidels and Indian
can come into our precious state." Again, with a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge
wall around Pakistan.
"Dr.Manmohan Singh, asks, "I'm very curious. Please
tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
"Dr.Manmohan Singh " says, Very impressive, "Fill it
with water