leleram
12th April 2008, 07:07 PM
A Cowboy meets an Paki herding goat in the Black Hills.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Paki: "Dog don't talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Paki: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Paki your owner?" (pointing at the Paki)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Paki: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Paki: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Paki: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Paki)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."
Paki: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your goat?"
Paki: "Goat lie."
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Paki: "Dog don't talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Paki: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Paki your owner?" (pointing at the Paki)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Paki: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Paki: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Paki: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Paki)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."
Paki: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your goat?"
Paki: "Goat lie."