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Mahamuni
15th March 2006, 02:58 PM
THE CRUISE:

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

Mastikhor
15th March 2006, 03:21 PM
:lol:

Good One

God_Of_Death
15th March 2006, 08:58 PM
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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.


1600 lives :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

JUNGLEE RAJA
16th March 2006, 09:34 AM
Good one LBZ bhai... :lol:

Admin
16th March 2006, 11:40 AM
Nice one....

Moving to Treasure Chest

Jupiter
16th March 2006, 11:44 AM
mast joke hai lbz sir

Don
16th March 2006, 03:46 PM
badhiya hai lbz

:lol:

leleram
22nd March 2006, 03:07 PM
how did i miss this one:blink:

too gud sirji:toast:
+ve on ur way

Mahamuni
22nd March 2006, 08:14 PM
Thanks to all of u for liking it and moving it to TC

Daffodil
25th May 2006, 02:58 PM
Good One:w00t: :w00t:

How about the fact that she also saved her own life ??

GodFather
25th May 2006, 07:00 PM
Forget about 1600, what about those millions who died twice :roar: