PJ series

[God_Of_Death]

> Q1. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
> pepsi
> but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ???
>
>
> Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
>
> Q2. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
>
> Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>
> Q3. What will! u call a ! person who is leaving India??
> Socho...............
>
> Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>
> Q4. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
>
>
>
> Ans:- adidas
>
> Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
> falls
> into the well. Why ?
>
>
> Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
>
> Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
>
> Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
>
> Want one more...
>
> Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
>
>
> Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold
>
> Q8. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite
> simple..
>
> Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
>
> Q9. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
> Mayuri
> gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
>
> Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
>
> Ek aur..
> Q10. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par
>
> Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
>
> Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de
> hi
> dete hain tumhe
>
> Q11. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
> vimal
>
> chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
>
> Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
>
> aur chhaiye...theek hai
>
> Q12. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
> aur
> Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
>
> Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
>
> aakhri sawaal ....
>
> Q13. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
> chad
> jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
>
> Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
>
> Chalo last one ha !
>
> Q14.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there
> dont come any echo sound why ?
>
> Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!



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