भगवान सदा साथ

[Jupiter]

एक 80 वर्षीय वृध्द डॉक्टर के पास चेकअप कराने के लिये गये। डॉक्टर ने उनकी पूरी जांच की और कहा - ''शारीरिक दृष्टि से सब ठीकठाक है! लेकिन आपकी मानसिक हालत कैसी है यह देखना पड़ेगा।''
''भजन-पूजन में ध्यान लगाते हो ? भगवान के साथ आपका संबंध कैसा है, बताइये ?''
वृध्द सज्जन बोले - ''भगवान ? भगवान तो सदा मेरे साथ ही रहते हैं! उनकी मेरे ऊपर बड़ी कृपा है। यहां तक कि हर रात को जब मैं पेशाब करने के लिये जाता हूं तो वे बाथरूम की लाइट जला देते हैं और जैसे ही मैं वापस आता हूं बन्द कर देते र्हैं। सचमुच भगवान मेरे ऊपर बड़े दयालु हैं।''
यह सुनकर डॉक्टर को चक्कर आ गया। उसने वृध्द की पत्नी को बुलाया और उसे सबकुछ बताया जो कुछ वृध्द सज्जन ने कहा और पूछा - ''ये क्या मामला है ?''
पत्नी ने सिर पकड़कर कहा - ''अब क्या बताऊं डॉक्टर साहब! बुढ़ऊ रोज रेफ्रिजरेटर में पेशाब कर देते हैं।''

[Munda_Mast_Malang]

nice post

but sounds repeat

[leleram]

deja vu........:rolleyes:

[WildCat]

Typical man. Always lost and will not ask for directions.

[leleram]

Typical man. Always lost and will not ask for directions.

we are here to take jupiter on right path...path to BBR:D

An 80-year-old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."

The old man replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."

The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"

The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."

The doc was concerned.

"You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?"

"Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said.

"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

"He what?" she cried.

"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

"A-ha!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

[Jupiter]

chalo ji BBR chalen..... cat ji ko bhi le chalte hain..... :D

[Munda_Mast_Malang]

laundiya dekh ke:2guns::hammer1::hammer1: sudhar gaye:3:

[dengu]

abki BBR king ki race main jupi unkil bhi hain :scooter: