Love Triangle

[airINDIA]

Eek baar Mukesh Ambani ka dil Anil Ambani ki wife Tina Munim pe aa jaata hai aur sochta raheta hai ki kaash uske saath eek raat bhi usko bitana mil jaaye.

Har bar Tina ko puchne se pahele vo darr jaata hai ki ghar mein kahi bawal khada naa ho jaaye. Aakhir mein to vo bahar ki thaheri, mera bhai meri khwaish puri karega aisa sochke usne eek baar himmat karke Anil ko bol diya. Bola, "Muze Tina ke saath eek raat bitani hai"

Anil bhi to aakhir mein eek businessman thahera; bola, "Haa to bita lo... lekin 1-1 minute ka hisab lunga... 1 minute ke pure 10,000 Rs. ke hisab se"

Sauda tay hone ke baad jab raat ko Mukesh Tina ke kamre mein jaata hai aur kuch baate karna suru karta hai to Tina usse puchti hai, "Mukesh Bhai, batao kitne ka sauda kiya Anil se?"

Mukesh ne bataya ki eek minute ke 10,000 Rs. ka sauda tay hua.

Phir kya...Jor jor se hasna suru kar diya Tina ne. Kuch bolna chahti lekin uski hasi ruk nahi rahi. Tang aake, chilla ke Mukesh ne pucha, "Abe OOooOOoo, hans kyu rahi hai?"

Tina boli...

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..."Arey chu-tiya banaya re Mukesh bhai aapko. Reliance-to-Reliance to FREE hai"

:w00t:

[Jupiter]

AI bhai..... BBR mein aapko bahut kuchh free milne wala hai

[leleram]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: