bechara husband

[ron]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit.."

[ron]

Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.

He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."

Jeeto was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when Santa came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd you get them?"

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Good Start, Welcome to FZ...


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[Yeda Anna]

Markit may naaya maal aaya hai ;)

[ron]

Markit may naaya maal aaya hai ;)

par tum kewal chadi sung ke mat chale jana kahi..............

[dengu]

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naye insaan ko protsaahit kariye :001_rolleyes:

[leleram]

welcome on board Ron:toast:

[Laundebaaz]

par tum kewal chadi sung ke mat chale jana kahi..............


bhai agar aapne yahan apni chaddi kisiko sungha di to aap gaye kaam se

[Munda_Mast_Malang]

yeh to wohi ho gaya

Santa 2 Preeto : mere marne ke baad dubara shadi karogi

Preeto : nahi

Santa : Phir

Preeto : Mere chhoti bhen hai ussi ke saath reh lungi Aur tum

Santa : nahi mai nahi karunga

Preeto : Phir

Santa : tumhari chhoti bhen hai na

[airINDIA]

Welcome to FZ Ron... :toast:

[Mastikhor]

Welcome to FZ

:toast:

[GodFather]

Welcome to FZ Ron!!