Yeda Anna
28th March 2008, 10:28 PM
APL is a write-only language.
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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
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C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.
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A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.
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PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.
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There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, benchmarks.
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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS".
"G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
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The Programmers' Cheer: "Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!"
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"Have you heard about the object-orieented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
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If you can touch it and you can see it, it's REAL.
If you can touch it but you can't see it, it's TRANSPARENT.
If you can't touch it but you can see it, it's VIRTUAL.
If you can't touch it and you can't see it, it's GONE.
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If you can pick it up, it's a PC.
If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer.
But when you can't pick it up or knock it over, it's a mainframe.
* * *
In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
* * *
C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.
* * *
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.
* * *
PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.
* * *
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, benchmarks.
* * *
A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS".
"G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
* * *
The Programmers' Cheer: "Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!"
* * *
"Have you heard about the object-orieented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
* * *
If you can touch it and you can see it, it's REAL.
If you can touch it but you can't see it, it's TRANSPARENT.
If you can't touch it but you can see it, it's VIRTUAL.
If you can't touch it and you can't see it, it's GONE.
* * *
If you can pick it up, it's a PC.
If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer.
But when you can't pick it up or knock it over, it's a mainframe.