Computer blessings

[Raju]

Blessings on this fine machine,


May its data all be clean.

Let the files stay where they're put,

Away from disk drives keep all soot.

From its screen shall come no whines,

Let in no spikes on power lines.

Disk full shall be no more than rarity,

Let not the keyboard suffer fluids

The memory shall not miss its parity.

From the modem shall come wonders,

Without line noise making blunders.

May it never catch a virus,

And all its software stay desirous.

Oh let the printer never jam,

And turn my output into spam.

Keep Murphy far from this machine.

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Yeh Posht repeat hai ke nahi, muje pata nahi, lekin kaan khol ke sun lo, ye bacchi mere sharan aayi hai, aaj ke baad ish Bachi ko koi tang nahi karega, sun liya tune Leleram

[Kevinpan]

Yeh Posht repeat hai ke nahi, muje pata nahi, lekin kaan khol ke sun lo, ye bacchi mere sharan aayi hai, aaj ke baad ish Bachi ko koi tang nahi karega, sun liya tune Leleram


Sharan main aayi hai to kya isko Langot main chupaoge.....Or ye bacchi nahi hai.....Abhi tak research chal rahi hai ki Bacchi hai Ya baccha....

[leleram]

Yeh Posht repeat hai ke nahi, muje pata nahi, lekin kaan khol ke sun lo, ye bacchi mere sharan aayi hai, aaj ke baad ish Bachi ko koi tang nahi karega, sun liya tune Leleram

biloo bhaiya, maine kab TANG kiya, main to khulli karne walo me se hu:D

BTW biloo bhaiya, main jisko i love u bolta, aap mere aur uske beech kyu aate??:(

[Mastikhor]

Bahut badhiya priya :thumbup1:

[dengu]

:roar::roar::roar:

[airINDIA]

Yeh Posht repeat hai ke nahi, muje pata nahi, lekin kaan khol ke sun lo, ye bacchi mere sharan aayi hai, aaj ke baad ish Bachi ko koi tang nahi karega, sun liya tune Leleram

Ab biloo bhai bich mein aa gaye hai taang adaane to phir repeat ho ya na ho mein bajaana suru karta hu...

...or not... :scared:

[Munda_Mast_Malang]

Sharan main aayi hai to kya isko Langot main chupaoge.....Or ye bacchi nahi hai.....Abhi tak research chal rahi hai ki Bacchi hai Ya baccha....

pata chale ki issne billo jaise kai bachche nikaldiye ho:3:

[Khopdi]

Ye print karke apun ke computer pe lagana padega.

Mast item hai bhai. :award:

[GodFather]

Away from disk drives keep all soot

Too bad, how can you store pron away from your hard disk. Bhai aap to lagey lagey sootiya bana rahey ho ;)