Chand Jaisi Ladki

[Jupiter]

Satna Singh ke pitaji Santa ki shaadi karwana chahte the
Wo uske liye suitable ladki dhoondh rahe the
He calls Santa and asks him about his choice
Pitaji - Putti tuje kaisi ladki chahiye?\
Santa - Papaji mujhe Chand jaisi ladki chahiye
Pitaji - kya matlab?
Santa - Jo raat ko aaye aur subah chali jaaye..........:laugh: :lol:

[Don]

Ye le mera wala sardar

Ek Sardar ped par chada, to upar baithe bandar ne poocha: TU KYU CHADA?
Sardar: Apple khane
Bandar: par ye to mango tree hai
Sardar pata hai apple saath laya hu....

:lol:

[Mahamuni]

Satna Singh ke pitaji Santa ki shaadi karwana chahte the
Wo uske liye suitable ladki dhoondh rahe the
He calls Santa and asks him about his choice
Pitaji - Putti tuje kaisi ladki chahiye?\
Santa - Papaji mujhe Chand jaisi ladki chahiye
Pitaji - kya matlab?
Santa - Jo raat ko aaye aur subah chali jaaye..........:laugh: :lol:



bhai wah.................maza aa gaya. Spreading problem, as usual.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

bhai wah.................maza aa gaya. Spreading problem, as usual.

Karyakari Adhyaksh ki Jai ho..Holiday se wapas aa gayen hai... aaj se woh karyabhar sambhalenge .. Welcome LBZ bhai.. Acting Karyakari Adhyaksh hone ke naate mein unka swagat phool-male se karta hoon...

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Satna Singh ke pitaji Santa ki shaadi karwana chahte the
Wo uske liye suitable ladki dhoondh rahe the
He calls Santa and asks him about his choice
Pitaji - Putti tuje kaisi ladki chahiye?\
Santa - Papaji mujhe Chand jaisi ladki chahiye
Pitaji - kya matlab?
Santa - Jo raat ko aaye aur subah chali jaaye..........:laugh: :lol:

Jupiter Bhayya, aisee ladki ko chand nahi, raand kehte hain


hee hee hee

[dengu]

Jupiter Bhayya, aisee ladki ko chand nahi, raand kehte hain


hee hee hee

:roar::roar::roar:

[Jupiter]

Jupiter Bhayya, aisee ladki ko chand nahi, raand kehte hain


hee hee hee


Aap to baal brahmachari ho......
Aapke liye to Chaand-jaisi ya R@@nd-jaisi sab ek hi hain..... :lmao: kaunsa kisi ki bhi loge.........