Reliance Power Debacle - Some SMS

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

1. Din ke ujaale mai Reliance Power ne andhera dikhaya.... Papa ka Sapna Dono nikkamo ne mitti mai milaya

2. Dhurbhai : Bete yeh kya kiya, saare Investors ko mere paas bhej diya
Anil : Daddy maine socha agar oopar aap koi IPO nikaloge toh wahan kuch investors toh chaiye na

3. All Share brokers at Dalal Street have become 'BILL GATES', with debit BILL in thier hand outside client's GATE

[Admin]

:w00t:

aapne kitna lagaya tha JR bhai? :D

[leleram]

:w00t::w00t::w00t:

[airINDIA]

3. All Share brokers at Dalal Street have become 'BILL GATES', with debit BILL in thier hand outside client's GATE

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[phutikismat]

Boss u forgot apart from new ventures the brothers specially the younger one always beleived and spoke about unlocking the value. to do the unlocking he created rpower from REL, Rcom infratel from RCOM etc etc etc. too many to list. In continuation with unlocking value he has now decided his house as a company and the new unlocking companies out of this will be

1) Tina ben''s bed Ltd ( it is alreday rcvd a good valuation as wood is of very good quality, the double bed sheet is bit extra large and good pillows, PE fund hv already acquired 5 % stake as a Pre IPO placement, IPO will be soon, Grey market premium is 100 % but it is rumored the first bet was bought by anil bhai himself to create euphoria, so careful)

2) Anil bhai toilet ltd ( western type toilet and fixutes & acc.. of very good quality but intention is to raise capital and after fooling investor all the fixtures & acc will be at least gold coated if not of pure gold , other detail as above)

3)Young ambani furniture Ltd : all the furniture of the house are part of the compnay. rest u know

4)TINANIL ( tina & anil) Life syles ltd : all clothes, shoes, watches etc etc apre part of teh compnay.

Few more comnies to be added but he has invited yr suggestion for names. DO LET HIM KNOW thro this page.

[phutikismat]

dear friends
i m aneel ambanee.
do u remember me?
i have one good news for all.
i have given u all 15,16, or 17
baniyan`s[vest] for 430 rupees mrp.
after listing i have observed that many of my retail investor are wearing only baniyan`s but not chaddi`s[briefs].
it is very bad for the image of the company that investors are wearing only baniyan`s but not chaddi`s.
so, our board is meeting on 24 feb. to consider issue of chaddi`s to all shareholder`s free of cost.
please do take the benefit of that.
the cost would be borne by us.
we feel very bad, that we the board members are always in imported suits but our shareholder wears only baniyans.
in this way we are trying to reduce the gap between have and have nots.
so guys go for the chaddi, which is from reliance factory.
ratio is not decided yet.
may be if u hold five baniyan`s u will get one chaddi.
lets wait and watch.
bye

[Jupiter]

dear friends
i m aneel ambanee.
do u remember me?
i have one good news for all.
i have given u all 15,16, or 17
baniyan`s[vest] for 430 rupees mrp.
after listing i have observed that many of my retail investor are wearing only baniyan`s but not chaddi`s[briefs].
it is very bad for the image of the company that investors are wearing only baniyan`s but not chaddi`s.
so, our board is meeting on 24 feb. to consider issue of chaddi`s to all shareholder`s free of cost.
please do take the benefit of that.
the cost would be borne by us.
we feel very bad, that we the board members are always in imported suits but our shareholder wears only baniyans.
in this way we are trying to reduce the gap between have and have nots.
so guys go for the chaddi, which is from reliance factory.
ratio is not decided yet.
may be if u hold five baniyan`s u will get one chaddi.
lets wait and watch.
bye


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[airINDIA]

dear friends
i m aneel ambanee.
do u remember me?
i have one good news for all.
i have given u all 15,16, or 17
baniyan`s[vest] for 430 rupees mrp.
after listing i have observed that many of my retail investor are wearing only baniyan`s but not chaddi`s[briefs].
it is very bad for the image of the company that investors are wearing only baniyan`s but not chaddi`s.
so, our board is meeting on 24 feb. to consider issue of chaddi`s to all shareholder`s free of cost.
please do take the benefit of that.
the cost would be borne by us.
we feel very bad, that we the board members are always in imported suits but our shareholder wears only baniyans.
in this way we are trying to reduce the gap between have and have nots.
so guys go for the chaddi, which is from reliance factory.
ratio is not decided yet.
may be if u hold five baniyan`s u will get one chaddi.
lets wait and watch.
bye

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:thumbup:

[aaichaagho]

:roar::roar:

Read somewhere that there are SMS's flying around that say that it is right time to buy stocks of Rupa, VIP ...etc Kyunki sabki chaddi uttar gayi ab dusri to leni hi padegi :w00t:

[airINDIA]

Read somewhere that there are SMS's flying around that say that it is right time to buy stocks of Rupa, VIP ...etc Kyunki sabki chaddi uttar gayi ab dusri to leni hi padegi :w00t:

:roar: :roar: :roar:

[Mastikhor]

:roar::roar:

Read somewhere that there are SMS's flying around that say that it is right time to buy stocks of Rupa, VIP ...etc Kyunki sabki chaddi uttar gayi ab dusri to leni hi padegi :w00t:

:rofl: :rofl: