leleram
31st January 2006, 11:01 PM
Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt down
the manhole and tried to step on it.
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A Sardar was walking on the road and passed to read the grafftit on
the wall. It read " Padhne wala Gadha"
Sardar thought for an hour and wrote below it " Likhnewala Gadha"
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Bishan Singh Bedi ki nai-nai shadi hui.Suhag raat kho praji gaye
room me, jaise maidan me opponents ke chhakke chhudane pahuch jaate
the.
Achanak praji serious ho gaye, bole " dekho ham jindagi bhar ab ek
saath rahane wale hain. koi lafada, locha ho tho batha dalo"
Kudi smart thi usne ghoonghat uthaya aur aankh me aankh dal ke boli
"ab ye to khud hi samajhna chahiye "
Praji confuse ho ke bole "kya samajhna chahiye???"
Bandi boli "Spinner ko kabhi new ball milti hai kya !!!
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh
was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside
down and started singing again. Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is
the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side
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Bunta Singh comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got
two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and
says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Bunta.
Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." Iqbal
guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Bunta overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to
discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal
releases Bunta, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
Bunta's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later,the same thing happens. The Iqbal asks, "What have you
got?" "Sand," says Bunta.Iqbal does his thorough examination and
discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Bunta, and Bunta crosses the border on his
bike.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Bunta doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a
'dhaba' in Islamabad.
"Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just
between you and me, what are you
smuggling?"
Bunta sips his beer and says, "Bikes."
the manhole and tried to step on it.
=========
A Sardar was walking on the road and passed to read the grafftit on
the wall. It read " Padhne wala Gadha"
Sardar thought for an hour and wrote below it " Likhnewala Gadha"
=======
Bishan Singh Bedi ki nai-nai shadi hui.Suhag raat kho praji gaye
room me, jaise maidan me opponents ke chhakke chhudane pahuch jaate
the.
Achanak praji serious ho gaye, bole " dekho ham jindagi bhar ab ek
saath rahane wale hain. koi lafada, locha ho tho batha dalo"
Kudi smart thi usne ghoonghat uthaya aur aankh me aankh dal ke boli
"ab ye to khud hi samajhna chahiye "
Praji confuse ho ke bole "kya samajhna chahiye???"
Bandi boli "Spinner ko kabhi new ball milti hai kya !!!
=======
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh
was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside
down and started singing again. Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is
the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side
========
Bunta Singh comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got
two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and
says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Bunta.
Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." Iqbal
guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Bunta overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to
discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal
releases Bunta, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
Bunta's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later,the same thing happens. The Iqbal asks, "What have you
got?" "Sand," says Bunta.Iqbal does his thorough examination and
discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Bunta, and Bunta crosses the border on his
bike.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Bunta doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a
'dhaba' in Islamabad.
"Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just
between you and me, what are you
smuggling?"
Bunta sips his beer and says, "Bikes."