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Eshtyle Raja
31st January 2006, 09:45 PM
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. :blink: :blink:

GodFather
31st January 2006, 09:48 PM
Hey this is seriously one of the Best jokes I have read, surely needs to go into Treasure Chest.

Eshtyle Raja
1st February 2006, 05:57 PM
Hey this is seriously one of the Best jokes I have read, surely needs to go into Treasure Chest.

Thanx GF, I am waiting for other admin to that ... :001_rolleyes:

BTW, where are other people :confused: :blink:

Admin
5th October 2007, 05:47 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

good ones

Yeda Anna
5th October 2007, 05:53 PM
:blink: :blink:

GRE students bhi yede hote hai

greatalok
5th October 2007, 09:30 PM
Both type of sentences make sense to me :D

jhoomroo
6th October 2007, 06:07 PM
head bhi aapka,tail bhi aapki...

JUNGLEE RAJA
6th October 2007, 06:20 PM
bahut badhiya, moving it to TC

:award::thumbup:

F I D O
6th October 2007, 07:26 PM
:rofl::rofl:

one of the best on FZ....
paaji chaa gaye......

Sunshine
6th October 2007, 08:24 PM
:lol:

Aiiiiiyooooo!!!!!! What would you say about the GRE teachers.