greatalok
6th December 2007, 11:02 PM
Some of you remember the day Masti allegedly hacked Jhumroo ji's computer. I am not sure how he did that - bloody genius :D
Here is the transcript of that fateful day. Look out for Lele's comments in between ;)
airINDIA :JR Saab...jhumroo Bhai...JKJ Miya... Kaise ho sab log?
Mastikhor : jhomroo saab JR ke saath PM PM khel rahe hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : hum to theek hain aap apni sunao
leleram :jhumlu saab ka PM nasebwalo ko hi milta hai, jisko mila uske din badhiya
jadoo ki jhaphy : kya PM PM ki ho rahi hai aaj???????
leleram :JKJ saab
Mastikhor : jadoo saab girney walo ke niche khada karke wait kar rahe hai
jhumroo : kya aap pm's per nazar rakhte hain?
jhumroo : bohot galat baat...
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... maine aapka PC hack kar diya hai ... aap jo kuch bhi karte hai wo nazar aata hai
leleram :salami kabab
jadoo ki jhaphy : what????????????????????? u do that too masti ji?
jhumroo : ok to aur kaunsi site's khol rakhi hai maine?
jadoo ki jhaphy : matlab we should not trust anyone?
airINDIA : I know jhooomroo saab...www.fundoozone.com
Mastikhor : lele ... lagta hai tubelight AI abhi tak nahi samjha
jhumroo : mujhe shaq tha tha kisi ne yeh harqat kee hai
jhumroo : yeh maine socha nahi tha
Mastikhor : AI ... salami
jadoo ki jhaphy : kya harqat hui mujhy bhi batao........
jhumroo : kis liye kiya aap ne aise? kya wajah hai?
jhumroo : mera pc hack kiya hai
Mastikhor : are jhumlu saab ... aap to naraz ho gaye .. mai to mazak kar raha tha
jhumroo : mujhe pata tha
jhumroo : yeh haqeeakat hai mk
jhumroo : mazak nahi
leleram :sahi bola jhumlu saab
airINDIA : samza do bhai...
leleram :mujhe bhi masti per haq hai...
leleram :shaq hai:d
Mastikhor : haq
jhumroo : aap ko mera yahan log in kerna acha nahi lagta keh dete
jadoo ki jhaphy : lagta hai ab fundoo zone chorna padega
jadoo ki jhaphy : i dont want my PC to b hackked
Mastikhor : AI ... salami
leleram :masti bhai ab tell tell
jhumroo : chor diya jkj main is pal se
Mastikhor : abe yeh kya ho raha hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : kya?????????????
jhumroo : fz per ab nahi aana mujhe
jadoo ki jhaphy : lagta hai jhumloo ji FZ chor ke ja rahe hain
jadoo ki jhaphy : challo sab mil ke farewell party de
leleram :main bhi nahi aaonga agar jhumlu saab ne chhoda to
jadoo ki jhaphy : for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow
airINDIA : Ha vo to main bhi samza tha na...phir tubelight kyu bola? mein bhi aab FZ pe nahi aaunga
leleram :AI ki batti gul ho gayi
jadoo ki jhaphy : sab ja rahe hain ab itni parties deni padegi?????
leleram :jhumlu saab ghabrao mat hamare paas FZ+ ka option hai
jhumroo : maine kabhi kiski pvt life me dakhal nahi diya
Jupiter :lele can u mail me the link of the video u posted for thukrao ab ke pyara karo
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... yeh sab aapko bhadka rahe hai
jhumroo : aur mujhe meri pvt life koi dakhal de yeh pasand nahi
jadoo ki jhaphy : for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow
jadoo ki jhaphy : for he is a jollygood fellow ,for he is a jollygood fellow ,for he is a jollygood fellow ,
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... aapki pvt life may kahan dakhal diya
jadoo ki jhaphy : so say all of us, so say all of us, so say all of us,
leleram :ab jupi saab bhi nahi aayenge FZ per
jadoo ki jhaphy : aap un ke PC mai ghus gaye un ki life hai shyyad un ka PC
jhumroo : to hack kerne ki kya wajah ho sakti hai?
airINDIA : Jupi saab gusse me aa gaye hai... KD ko samzana padega...
jhumroo : jkj plz aap choop rahiye na
airINDIA : (jhumroo : saab...hack kiya ye dekhne ke liye ki kahi aap to Soni Kudi nahi ho...kyu Masti? )
jhumroo : haan ji aaj mera hach kiya
leleram :Jhumlu saab shayad masti aapko kudi samajhte hain, tabhi hack kiya
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab .. I am not a hacker
jhumroo : kal jupi ka parso'n aur kisi ka
Admin : kaun kisko hack kar raha hai?
jhumroo : aap ne khud kaha aapne hack kiya hai
leleram :masti, hach kyu kiya
jadoo ki jhaphy : mai to kuch bhi nahi ker raha........
Mastikhor : saab ...
jhumroo : yahan koi kuch bhi kare [bAdmin to aate hi dekhne kya ho raha hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : ok ab sab apni complaints sahab ko sunao un se faisla kervaoo
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... agar mai kahu ke mai america ka president hoon to kya mai george bush ban jaaonga
leleram :masti baat na badlo
jadoo ki jhaphy : point to b noted....
Mastikhor : lele ... salami se bush ki taraf jaa raha hoon
jhumroo : auron se mujhe kuch nahi lena
jhumroo : aap duniya ke malik ban jaiye mujhe farq nahi parta
airINDIA : @ masti
[bAdmin : lene ki baat mat karo jhumroo :
jadoo ki jhaphy : mujhy padta hai...........
leleram :bush yo ya bushy ho, aapne hack kyu kiya, jhumlu saab ko chahiye jawab
:yaha par sab dene mein ustaad hai
jhumroo : ok me going...
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... yeh sab aag may ghee dal rahe hai
jhumroo : mujhe nahi aana is site per...
jadoo ki jhaphy : wait wait jhumloo sahab plzzzzzzzzzzz
[bAdmin : kidhar chale jhumroo : bhai...naaraz ho gaye kya?
jhumroo : kaha soona maf...jkj
airINDIA : [bAdmin[/b] aap Kektaa Kapoor ki serial me koi role karte ho kya? Jale hue pe namak chidak rahe ho...
jhumroo : plzzzzzzz
leleram : nahi, hum ghee me aag daal rahe hain
jhumroo : yaar mujhe bohot dukh ho raha hai
jhumroo : kasam se
jhumroo : maine nahi socha tha
jhumroo : aise hoga
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... aapki jankari ke liye ... modz ko pata rehta hai ke log kya kar rahe hai ... isliye PM wali baat kahi
jadoo ki jhaphy : jhumloo ji plzzzzzzz
leleram :by goat, agar jhumlu saab chale gaye to main bhi nahi aaonga
airINDIA : Ye Kasam kaun he jisne aapka dil dukhaya?
jhumroo : is woqt mujhe jana chahiye
jhumroo : kuch aisa na likh doon, jiska mujhe humesha afsos ho
jhumroo : bye
jadoo ki jhaphy : deekhiyye jhumloo sahab aap ke bina fz khalli sa hi jaye ga plz na jao
leleram :JR bhai kidhar hain
jadoo ki jhaphy : jhumloo ji wait
jadoo ki jhaphy : sab ka dil dukha ke na jaoo
airINDIA : Are bhai mazak ho raha hai na? jhumroo : saab hamari taang khich rahe hai? ya phir serious hai?
jadoo ki jhaphy : he is serious AI
jadoo ki jhaphy : he is serious
leleram :hu hu hu, saare milkar hu ko samjhao
airINDIA : Aacha to aap na jaayiye jhumroo : saab...varna mein bhi nahi aaunga idhar...
jadoo ki jhaphy : jhumroo ji plz maan jaiyye naa......
jadoo ki jhaphy : good try AI ..... hassty hassty mana rahe hain ya jale pe namak daal rahe hain???
airINDIA : (jhumroo : saab aap GodFather ko bata dijiye....vo phir Masti ko phone pe daantege...)
jadoo ki jhaphy : lo masti n jhumloo dono gayab ho gaye...
Mastikhor : apun idhar hi hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : hmmm to ab to bata dijiye aap ne PC hack kyun kiya?
airINDIA : Ye lo phir se suru ho gaya ye masla?
Mastikhor : @#$@#$@#$@V... maine koi PC hack nahi kiya
jadoo ki jhaphy : but meri samjh nahi aya ki masti ji ne PC hack kiya hi kyun??
airINDIA : (Shant ho jaayiye Masti Saab)
jadoo ki jhaphy : but aap ne pehle bola tha na ki kiya hai ab aap bol rahe hain nahi kiya hai??????
leleram : JKJ bhai, MODS have previlege to see your online activities on FZ, but we can not read somebody's PM, i had already clarified this to jhumlu saab few days ago
leleram : Masti has not, and nobody through FZ can hack ur PC
leleram : i think that clears all doubts, and we were just pulling legs here
Here is the transcript of that fateful day. Look out for Lele's comments in between ;)
airINDIA :JR Saab...jhumroo Bhai...JKJ Miya... Kaise ho sab log?
Mastikhor : jhomroo saab JR ke saath PM PM khel rahe hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : hum to theek hain aap apni sunao
leleram :jhumlu saab ka PM nasebwalo ko hi milta hai, jisko mila uske din badhiya
jadoo ki jhaphy : kya PM PM ki ho rahi hai aaj???????
leleram :JKJ saab
Mastikhor : jadoo saab girney walo ke niche khada karke wait kar rahe hai
jhumroo : kya aap pm's per nazar rakhte hain?
jhumroo : bohot galat baat...
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... maine aapka PC hack kar diya hai ... aap jo kuch bhi karte hai wo nazar aata hai
leleram :salami kabab
jadoo ki jhaphy : what????????????????????? u do that too masti ji?
jhumroo : ok to aur kaunsi site's khol rakhi hai maine?
jadoo ki jhaphy : matlab we should not trust anyone?
airINDIA : I know jhooomroo saab...www.fundoozone.com
Mastikhor : lele ... lagta hai tubelight AI abhi tak nahi samjha
jhumroo : mujhe shaq tha tha kisi ne yeh harqat kee hai
jhumroo : yeh maine socha nahi tha
Mastikhor : AI ... salami
jadoo ki jhaphy : kya harqat hui mujhy bhi batao........
jhumroo : kis liye kiya aap ne aise? kya wajah hai?
jhumroo : mera pc hack kiya hai
Mastikhor : are jhumlu saab ... aap to naraz ho gaye .. mai to mazak kar raha tha
jhumroo : mujhe pata tha
jhumroo : yeh haqeeakat hai mk
jhumroo : mazak nahi
leleram :sahi bola jhumlu saab
airINDIA : samza do bhai...
leleram :mujhe bhi masti per haq hai...
leleram :shaq hai:d
Mastikhor : haq
jhumroo : aap ko mera yahan log in kerna acha nahi lagta keh dete
jadoo ki jhaphy : lagta hai ab fundoo zone chorna padega
jadoo ki jhaphy : i dont want my PC to b hackked
Mastikhor : AI ... salami
leleram :masti bhai ab tell tell
jhumroo : chor diya jkj main is pal se
Mastikhor : abe yeh kya ho raha hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : kya?????????????
jhumroo : fz per ab nahi aana mujhe
jadoo ki jhaphy : lagta hai jhumloo ji FZ chor ke ja rahe hain
jadoo ki jhaphy : challo sab mil ke farewell party de
leleram :main bhi nahi aaonga agar jhumlu saab ne chhoda to
jadoo ki jhaphy : for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow
airINDIA : Ha vo to main bhi samza tha na...phir tubelight kyu bola? mein bhi aab FZ pe nahi aaunga
leleram :AI ki batti gul ho gayi
jadoo ki jhaphy : sab ja rahe hain ab itni parties deni padegi?????
leleram :jhumlu saab ghabrao mat hamare paas FZ+ ka option hai
jhumroo : maine kabhi kiski pvt life me dakhal nahi diya
Jupiter :lele can u mail me the link of the video u posted for thukrao ab ke pyara karo
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... yeh sab aapko bhadka rahe hai
jhumroo : aur mujhe meri pvt life koi dakhal de yeh pasand nahi
jadoo ki jhaphy : for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow for he is a jollygod fellow
jadoo ki jhaphy : for he is a jollygood fellow ,for he is a jollygood fellow ,for he is a jollygood fellow ,
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... aapki pvt life may kahan dakhal diya
jadoo ki jhaphy : so say all of us, so say all of us, so say all of us,
leleram :ab jupi saab bhi nahi aayenge FZ per
jadoo ki jhaphy : aap un ke PC mai ghus gaye un ki life hai shyyad un ka PC
jhumroo : to hack kerne ki kya wajah ho sakti hai?
airINDIA : Jupi saab gusse me aa gaye hai... KD ko samzana padega...
jhumroo : jkj plz aap choop rahiye na
airINDIA : (jhumroo : saab...hack kiya ye dekhne ke liye ki kahi aap to Soni Kudi nahi ho...kyu Masti? )
jhumroo : haan ji aaj mera hach kiya
leleram :Jhumlu saab shayad masti aapko kudi samajhte hain, tabhi hack kiya
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab .. I am not a hacker
jhumroo : kal jupi ka parso'n aur kisi ka
Admin : kaun kisko hack kar raha hai?
jhumroo : aap ne khud kaha aapne hack kiya hai
leleram :masti, hach kyu kiya
jadoo ki jhaphy : mai to kuch bhi nahi ker raha........
Mastikhor : saab ...
jhumroo : yahan koi kuch bhi kare [bAdmin to aate hi dekhne kya ho raha hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : ok ab sab apni complaints sahab ko sunao un se faisla kervaoo
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... agar mai kahu ke mai america ka president hoon to kya mai george bush ban jaaonga
leleram :masti baat na badlo
jadoo ki jhaphy : point to b noted....
Mastikhor : lele ... salami se bush ki taraf jaa raha hoon
jhumroo : auron se mujhe kuch nahi lena
jhumroo : aap duniya ke malik ban jaiye mujhe farq nahi parta
airINDIA : @ masti
[bAdmin : lene ki baat mat karo jhumroo :
jadoo ki jhaphy : mujhy padta hai...........
leleram :bush yo ya bushy ho, aapne hack kyu kiya, jhumlu saab ko chahiye jawab
:yaha par sab dene mein ustaad hai
jhumroo : ok me going...
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... yeh sab aag may ghee dal rahe hai
jhumroo : mujhe nahi aana is site per...
jadoo ki jhaphy : wait wait jhumloo sahab plzzzzzzzzzzz
[bAdmin : kidhar chale jhumroo : bhai...naaraz ho gaye kya?
jhumroo : kaha soona maf...jkj
airINDIA : [bAdmin[/b] aap Kektaa Kapoor ki serial me koi role karte ho kya? Jale hue pe namak chidak rahe ho...
jhumroo : plzzzzzzz
leleram : nahi, hum ghee me aag daal rahe hain
jhumroo : yaar mujhe bohot dukh ho raha hai
jhumroo : kasam se
jhumroo : maine nahi socha tha
jhumroo : aise hoga
Mastikhor : jhumlu saab ... aapki jankari ke liye ... modz ko pata rehta hai ke log kya kar rahe hai ... isliye PM wali baat kahi
jadoo ki jhaphy : jhumloo ji plzzzzzzz
leleram :by goat, agar jhumlu saab chale gaye to main bhi nahi aaonga
airINDIA : Ye Kasam kaun he jisne aapka dil dukhaya?
jhumroo : is woqt mujhe jana chahiye
jhumroo : kuch aisa na likh doon, jiska mujhe humesha afsos ho
jhumroo : bye
jadoo ki jhaphy : deekhiyye jhumloo sahab aap ke bina fz khalli sa hi jaye ga plz na jao
leleram :JR bhai kidhar hain
jadoo ki jhaphy : jhumloo ji wait
jadoo ki jhaphy : sab ka dil dukha ke na jaoo
airINDIA : Are bhai mazak ho raha hai na? jhumroo : saab hamari taang khich rahe hai? ya phir serious hai?
jadoo ki jhaphy : he is serious AI
jadoo ki jhaphy : he is serious
leleram :hu hu hu, saare milkar hu ko samjhao
airINDIA : Aacha to aap na jaayiye jhumroo : saab...varna mein bhi nahi aaunga idhar...
jadoo ki jhaphy : jhumroo ji plz maan jaiyye naa......
jadoo ki jhaphy : good try AI ..... hassty hassty mana rahe hain ya jale pe namak daal rahe hain???
airINDIA : (jhumroo : saab aap GodFather ko bata dijiye....vo phir Masti ko phone pe daantege...)
jadoo ki jhaphy : lo masti n jhumloo dono gayab ho gaye...
Mastikhor : apun idhar hi hai
jadoo ki jhaphy : hmmm to ab to bata dijiye aap ne PC hack kyun kiya?
airINDIA : Ye lo phir se suru ho gaya ye masla?
Mastikhor : @#$@#$@#$@V... maine koi PC hack nahi kiya
jadoo ki jhaphy : but meri samjh nahi aya ki masti ji ne PC hack kiya hi kyun??
airINDIA : (Shant ho jaayiye Masti Saab)
jadoo ki jhaphy : but aap ne pehle bola tha na ki kiya hai ab aap bol rahe hain nahi kiya hai??????
leleram : JKJ bhai, MODS have previlege to see your online activities on FZ, but we can not read somebody's PM, i had already clarified this to jhumlu saab few days ago
leleram : Masti has not, and nobody through FZ can hack ur PC
leleram : i think that clears all doubts, and we were just pulling legs here