When Hindi Prof. speaks English!!

[jadoo ki jhaphy]

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....




About his family



* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)



At the ground



* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.




To a boy, angrily



* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?




Giving a punishment



* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)



Sir at his best


Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater"



* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
" What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me"


* To a boy telling him to summon a girl "Hey boy, Call girl !"



* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition "Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF "



* Student : " Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. "
Prof. Bihari : " No, No! ... I have no mind . "

[Mastikhor]

Billoo Pehelwan bahut gussa karenge

[God_Of_Death]

few more...

1) Morning-morning don't rotate my head.

Meaning: sakali sakali maza doke nako firau.

2) Don't talk in front of my back.

3) The principal is rotating in the college.

4) What are you thoughting.

5) filing filing filing filing filing filing..... no
f..i..l..i..n..g,f..i..l..i..n..g

Actually he wanted to say don't file that fast.

PS: all of them are from real life conversations .

[Mastikhor]

few more...

1) Morning-morning don't rotate my head.

Meaning: sakali sakali maza doke nako firau.

2) Don't talk in front of my back.

3) The principal is rotating in the college.

4) What are you thoughting.

5) filing filing filing filing filing filing..... no
f..i..l..i..n..g,f..i..l..i..n..g

Actually he wanted to say don't file that fast.

PS: all of them are from real life conversations .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't talk in center (Beech may mat bolo)

[Raju]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't talk in center (Beech may mat bolo)

:lol::lol:

[gookilendi man]

boss...i think 've(jadoo ki jhappi) studied at dps noida...and the above mentioned r PK AGGARWAL classics:3:

[Jupiter]

boss...i think 've studied at dps noida...and the above mentioned r PK AGGARWAL classics:3:

I can imagine
I work in Noida, yaha ke Up ke bhaiyo ki angerji sachmuch maashallah hai

[dengu]

I can imagine
I work in Noida, yaha ke Up ke bhaiyo ki angerji sachmuch maashallah hai


Kindly refrain yourself from making comments towards any particular regional community.....................

[lampat]

I can imagine
I work in Noida, yaha ke Up ke bhaiyo ki angerji sachmuch maashallah hai

Kindly refrain yourself from making comments towards any particular regional community.....................


:dito::dito:

Jupi Unkil ! I am proud to be a UP ka Bhaiya and although most of the UPites can have 'mashallah' angreji ( a foreign language) but they they certainly have best knowledge of our own Raashtrabhasha Hindi.

And, it is not any esoteric fact that Bheels of MP & Gujjars of Rajasthan , they lack knowledge of both. :tongue:

[masterjino1]

After reading all this - "my head is eating circles.":lmao:

[dengu]

:dito::dito:

Jupi Unkil ! I am proud to be a UP ka Bhaiya and although most of the UPites can have 'mashallah' angreji ( a foreign language) but they they certainly have best knowledge of our own Raashtrabhasha Hindi.

And, it is not any esoteric fact that Bheels of MP & Gujjars of Rajasthan , they lack knowledge of both. :tongue:

tabhi jab mastraam lampat aur apun khud hindi main chepna shuru karte to koi sir peet-ta hai koi bhargav dictionary fek ke maarta hai :(

[leleram]

tabhi jab mastraam lampat aur apun khud hindi main chepna shuru karte to koi sir peet-ta hai koi bhargav dictionary fek ke maarta hai :(


aye sala meku bhai lapet liya??:w00t:

nikal apni gandassi, dekhu teri badmashi:angry: ye thread pe ab mahayudh ho ke rahega:guns2:

[mastraam]

Hindi mahaan hai..ye na hotee tou hamaare saahitya desh ke kone-kone tak nahin pahunchtaa :yes:
Hindi aur angrezi se sirf ek hi chun-ne ka faislaa karna theek nahi..maa aur biwi ke beech 1 ka chunaav karne jaisi baat hogee ;)

[lampat]

Hindi mahaan hai..ye na hotee tou hamaare saahitya desh ke kone-kone tak nahin pahunchtaa :yes:
Hindi aur angrezi se sirf ek hi chun-ne ka faislaa karna theek nahi..maa aur biwi ke beech 1 ka chunaav karne jaisi baat hogee ;)

:adore: :adore:

bibi ko talaak diya ja sakta hai par maa se alag sirf kapoot hote hain

[GodFather]

:dito::dito:

Jupi Unkil ! I am proud to be a UP ka Bhaiya and although most of the UPites can have 'mashallah' angreji ( a foreign language) but they they certainly have best knowledge of our own Raashtrabhasha Hindi.

And, it is not any esoteric fact that Bheels of MP & Gujjars of Rajasthan , they lack knowledge of both. :tongue:

Bhai MP main Bheels nahin hain, woh chateesgarh main hain aur kuch Rajasthan main...remember Karna Bheel jiski moonchey bahut badi thi. Bhai waise main bhi UP ka hoon, par baad main MP main staphit ho gaye.

Jahan tak hindi bhasha kay prayog ka sawaal hain main samajhta hoon ki UP, MP main jo log hindi boltey hain woh bahut hi spashth hoti hia aur unka ucchhaaran bhahut hi saaf suthra hota hai. I too am proud to be a bhaiya.

[GodFather]

I can imagine
I work in Noida, yaha ke Up ke bhaiyo ki angerji sachmuch maashallah hai

Angrezi doesnt depend on where you are from. I have seen many educated ppl make horrendous blunders while speaking. Take for example the word 'homely' do a search on this word and you will find those so called ppl who know english use it non-chalantly, especially talking about their daughter.

Yes there are instances when you have ppl speaking english in a way that sometimes ppl might interpret as funny but you must also think that 'English is the language of accent'. Ppl from south india have different accent and then when you mix the dialect of a particular state then you get variety.

But you cannot paint all of them with the same brush.

:toast:

[dengu]

Bhai MP main Bheels nahin hain, .
:no::no:
The major tribes of Madhya Pradesh are Gonds, Bhils, Oraons, Korkens, and Kols. The tribal culture of Madhya Pradesh is mixed with traces of the Dravidians, the Mundas and the Scythians. There are forest-dwellers such as the Abujhmarias, the hunters and the gawkier such as the Korwas and the Pandhis. There are the Khaiwars and the Panikas who depend on indigenous methods of cultivation. There are even many others whose profession is singing and dancing such as the Mangetri Pradhans or the Nagachis or Bediyas.

[dengu]

I too am proud to be a bhaiya.
:adore::adore:
But you cannot paint all of them with the same brush. :toast:

satyawachan mahaprabhu:bow:

[desichichora]

up ka bhaiya.. hahaha isme bura kya manna hai..bade bhai ka darja mila hai hum logo ko[:d]

[leleram]

up ka bhaiya.. hahaha isme bura kya manna hai..bade bhai ka darja mila hai hum logo ko[:d]

east or west Bihar ki bhaiya is the best, UP ke bhaiya bihar ke bhaiyo ke samne paani bharenge:angry:

ab iss thread pe mahayudhh ho ke rahega:D

[dengu]

east or west Bihar ki bhaiya is the best, UP ke bhaiya bihar ke bhaiyo ke samne paani bharenge:angry:

ab iss thread pe mahayudhh ho ke rahega:D

ye bihari akela hai,,,hum UP ke bahut saare bhaiya hain,,,,iski "haat-teri dhaat-teri" kar denge :angry:

[leleram]

ye bihari akela hai,,,hum UP ke bahut saare bhaiya hain,,,,iski "haat-teri dhaat-teri" kar denge :angry:

ek bihari, tum sab pe bhari:001_rolleyes:

waise chillao mat, apne billo bhaiya bhi bihari hain, wo gana suna hai?? "aara hile chhapra hile....hile la sara bihar...."
37dOxhga2AE

wo tab hota tha jab biloo bhaiya apna pakad ke hilate they...:D

[dengu]

ek bihari, tum sab pe bhari:001_rolleyes:

waise chillao mat, apne billo bhaiya bhi bihari hain,

ye bol kar is bihari ne apni g@ndiya main "jhumri-talliya" khudwane ka poora prabandh kar liya hai....abe billo bhaiya ke *** pe to prithvi tiki hai ,unko kisi raajya se jodna bahut bada balki maha apraadh hai....billo bhaiya ne janm lete samay "yatr-tatr-sarvatra" ke sidhaant ka paalan kiya tha,,,lele ne apni moorkhta ka parichay diya hai aur billo bhaiya se apni guda pe hamla karvane ka poorna intezaam bhi :D