Santa - Banta

[Admin]

1. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.

Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!

Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.


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2. Santa and Banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together:
"Yahi thee, Yahi thee"!!!


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3. Judge: Y do u want divorce?

Banta: She doesn't satisfy me in bed!

Preeto: Tu aithey da DC lagya hai kya? Sari colony khush hai, ik teri agg nahin bhujdi!!


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4.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing

Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.


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5. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.

Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!!


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6. Santa standing in balcony without shirt.

Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai."

Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni parjai de dekh."


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7. Santa runing after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?

Nahin.

To kya Behan lagti hai?

Nahin.

To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?

[Eshtyle Raja]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
aray yaar, mast collection hai.. majaa aa gaya.. u r in form, full form man.. :getdrunk:

[Hitler]

badhiya hai badhiya hai
bahut khoob bahut khoob

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Nice Collection Admin Saab

[Don]

Santa-Banta ki jodi salamaat rahe
Aapki posting jaari rahe

:toast:

[GodFather]

1. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.

Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!

Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

:hi_5:

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: