God_Of_Death
31st January 2006, 09:17 PM
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be re***uring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you bery frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I want numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want..., Beef with Broccoli?"
:lol:
"I want numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want..., Beef with Broccoli?"
:lol: