GodFather
31st January 2006, 08:22 PM
priest wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there
was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in
the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high
that he
ended up buying a donkey (also called an a * *) instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To
his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PRIEST'S A * * SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
PRIEST'S A * * OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A * *
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST A * * IN TOWN
Hey,
This is funny…
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day
the headline read:
NUN SELLS A * * FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and
free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A * * IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day
was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in
the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high
that he
ended up buying a donkey (also called an a * *) instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To
his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PRIEST'S A * * SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
PRIEST'S A * * OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A * *
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST A * * IN TOWN
Hey,
This is funny…
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day
the headline read:
NUN SELLS A * * FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and
free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A * * IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day