DreamWeaver
4th March 2006, 04:35 PM
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, so he calls his
grandson to his bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you
to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will
always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns, ... how about
leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You liste to me. Some day you gonna be runna da
bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambini. Am I
right?"
"Yes grandpa, I guess so."
"Ok, so soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda
you wife in bed with another man. Whada you gonna do
then? Pointa to da watch and say, times up??" :huh:
grandson to his bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you
to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will
always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns, ... how about
leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You liste to me. Some day you gonna be runna da
bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambini. Am I
right?"
"Yes grandpa, I guess so."
"Ok, so soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda
you wife in bed with another man. Whada you gonna do
then? Pointa to da watch and say, times up??" :huh: