Thappad

[DreamWeaver]

Ek baar ek aadmi ko court mein laate hain. Uspe ilzaam
hota hai ke usne bus mein co-passenger ko thappad mara
tha. Ab Court room ka scene hai.

judge: Tumne us mahila ko thappad kyon mara?

Aadmi : Mi Lord, Hua yun ki main window seat pe baitha
tha. Thodi der baad yeh mahila chadhi aur meri paas
wali seat pe baith gayee. Itni der mein conductor unke
paas aaya aur ticket ke paise mange. Is mahila ne uske
bade purse ko khola aur us mein se ek thoda chhota
purse nikaala aur bada purse band kiya. Phir thoda
chhota wala purse khola aur usmein se bilkul chhota
purse nikala aur thoda chhota wala purse band kiya.
Phir bilkul chhota wala purse khola aur usmein se 10
ki note nikaali aur bilkul chhota wala purse band
kiya. Lekin itni der mein conductor ja chuka tha. So
isne phir se bilkul chhota wala purse khola aur usme
10 ki note dali. Phir usko band kiya aur jo thoda
chhota wala purse tha usko khola aur bilkul chhota
wala purse usmein daala. phir sabse bada wala purse
khola aur usme thoda chhota wala purse...

Judge (thoda ghusse mein): Yeh kya "purse khola, purse
band kiya" laga rakha hai???

Aadmi: Mi Lord, aap ko to ye "sirf sun" ke hi itna
ghussa aa gaya. Main to wahin baitha hua yeh sab kuchh
dekh raha tha.. You can imagine my situation.. Isliye
laga diya ek kaan ke neeche.


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[JUNGLEE RAJA]

bahut badhiya Ghanta bhai, le lo +ve aap bhi

[leleram]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
achha kiya jo lagaya ek kaan ke neechey

[Eshtyle Raja]

:lol: :lol: sahi lagaya..

[THARKI-AATMA]

yaar do meri taraf se bi laga ata:lol: :lol:

[Jupiter]

mast thappad hai yaar
+ve lele isi baat pe......

[dengu]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Yeda Anna]

dengu ko thappad lagana padega :rolleyes:

[dengu]

dengu ko thappad lagana padega :rolleyes:

yeda :hammer1: