Funny Ones

[chotadon]

Masterji ne bacche se pucha batao konsi devi par konsa prasad chadta hai.to baccha bola mastarji rabdi devi par lalu prasad.
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Suhag raat thi. Kisi ne darwaja knock kiya. Dulhan bhag kar window ke piche chhup gayi.Dulha askd: Kya hua?She said:Mujhe laga ki raid pad gayi
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Wife before sex :Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo k mere pasine nikal jaye.......Sardar gets up n switches off the Fan...
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In a raid,police lined up prostitutes fr questioning.A decent old Lady crossing road askd - 'ye kya ho raha hai'. So 1 angry prostitute gets irritated n says- 'Maaji, lollypop mil raha hai'. Old Lady also stands in que. cop sees this Old lady & asks her In surprise- oh,maaJi. aap bhi ? Old Lady- 'Haa,beta ! kabhi kabhi choos leti hoon !!
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Tutor: write ur fathers name in english?Santa wrote-"BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR"Tutor saw & asked r u joking?Santa: No, his name is 'SUNDER LAL CHADDA'.
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[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Good start Chota Bhai, It would be nice if you search & post next time :smile:

[airINDIA]

Aaacha hai bhai... lage raho... :thumbup:

[chotadon]

Junglee Raja Thanks For Your Advice And Will Follow Accordingly In Future. Tc.

[funnyfaridabadi]

Chal bhai agar repeat bhi hai to koi baat nahi

Repeat kar karke hi to seekhoge ki repeat kyo nahi karni chahiye. Aur tention nahi lene ka... keep posting

[GodFather]

:roar: :roar: @ raid pad gai