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12th August 2007, 07:48 AM
Shaitaan Dimaag XXXII (32):
Aao baccho tumhe sunaye, zaankhi FundooZone ki…
Is post ko “Thanks” karo, ye post hai Fundoo Itihaas ki…
Aao Fundooz, aaj eek high-school khol raha hu. Aaj high-school me FundooZone ka Itihaas padhaunga. To baccho, Itihaas ki aapni-aapni book nikalo, aur page no. 69 ghumaao :rulez: aur mein jo bol raha hu us baato ko dhyaan se suno. Aaj hum baat karenge ek aise desh ki jo (Internet humor ki) duniya me dhire dhire aapna naam roshan kar raha hai.
Aap logo ko shayad hi maalum ho ki jaise Bharat eek Independent desh hai, isi tarah se Fundoozone bhi aaj eek Independent site hai. Lekin eek samay aisa tha jab Fundoozone ka aapna koi astitva nahi tha. Sab se pahele Portuguese (GandMasti), aur uske baad East India Company (GeoHumor) naam ke desho ne is desh ke sabhi naagriko ko aapne vash me kar rakha tha.
Aaj yaha ke sab naagrik is Independent site ke vaasi hai, lekin is baat ka shray jaata hai un logo ko jo gulami (GH) ke jamane me mili kathinaayi ko badi himmat se ladhe. Jo bacche is Independent Desh me paida hue hai (matlab ki Fundoozone banne ke baad member hue hai, aur GH ke jamane se vaakif nahi hai) un logo ko kya maalum ki eek Independent Site banane ke liye hamare budhe-buzurgo ko kis raah se guzarna pada tha.
Jab Portuguese (GM) se chhin ke East India Company (GH) ne is desh ka sukaan sambala tha tab is desh ke log (is site ke members) bade khus-haal they. Sab log khush they. Lekin dhire dhire ghore atyachaar hone suru ho gaye. Kuch Governors (some modz + some members of GH) aise aa gaye desh me ki desh ke logo ko hairan-pareshan karke rakh diya. East India Company ka maalik (Shri) sab jaante hue bhi kuch nahi kar paa raha tha.
Phir ye sab atyachaaro ki vajah se (mismanagement ki vajah se) East India Company (GH) ke maalik Shri ne desh ka sukaan chhod diya aur England ke hawale kar diya (GH close kar di gayi). Ab jab desh ke sabhi nagrik hairan-pareshan the. Tab desh ke char neta ne ye ghor anyay ke khilaf aawaz uthayi aur desh ko aazadi dilayi (Independent site FundooZone banayi). Vo chaar neta jiska gun-gan gaaye bina is site ke Itihaas ka chapter adura hai, un netaoo ke naam lene jaa ra hu; dhyan se sune:
- Shahid Bhagat Singh = Eshtyle Baadshah (Shaadi kar raha hai is hisab se ‘Shahid’ ke saath similarities bana raha hu) :3:
- Sardaar Vallabhbhai Patel = Fundoo (Similarities: Relatively unknown, underrated; still did a lot for the country, bole to this site) :huh:
- Mahatma Gandhi, Father of the Nation = GodFather (You see the similarities in the word GodFather = Father of the Nation?) :adore:
- Jawaharlaal Nehru = Admin (Similarities: Desh ki aazadi me shayad baaki netaoo ka equal yog-daan tha, lekin Pradhan Mantri ka hodda, bole to Admin ka User Name, khud ne thok liya) :sneaky2:
Other Similarities: Jis prakar se independence milne ke baad Bharat Desh ki Police eek-dum corrupt ho gayi hai, isi prakar FZ khulne ke baad yaha ke Thulle bhi Corrupt hote jaa rahe hai...
:w00t:
Aao baccho tumhe sunaye, zaankhi FundooZone ki…
Is post ko “Thanks” karo, ye post hai Fundoo Itihaas ki…
Aao Fundooz, aaj eek high-school khol raha hu. Aaj high-school me FundooZone ka Itihaas padhaunga. To baccho, Itihaas ki aapni-aapni book nikalo, aur page no. 69 ghumaao :rulez: aur mein jo bol raha hu us baato ko dhyaan se suno. Aaj hum baat karenge ek aise desh ki jo (Internet humor ki) duniya me dhire dhire aapna naam roshan kar raha hai.
Aap logo ko shayad hi maalum ho ki jaise Bharat eek Independent desh hai, isi tarah se Fundoozone bhi aaj eek Independent site hai. Lekin eek samay aisa tha jab Fundoozone ka aapna koi astitva nahi tha. Sab se pahele Portuguese (GandMasti), aur uske baad East India Company (GeoHumor) naam ke desho ne is desh ke sabhi naagriko ko aapne vash me kar rakha tha.
Aaj yaha ke sab naagrik is Independent site ke vaasi hai, lekin is baat ka shray jaata hai un logo ko jo gulami (GH) ke jamane me mili kathinaayi ko badi himmat se ladhe. Jo bacche is Independent Desh me paida hue hai (matlab ki Fundoozone banne ke baad member hue hai, aur GH ke jamane se vaakif nahi hai) un logo ko kya maalum ki eek Independent Site banane ke liye hamare budhe-buzurgo ko kis raah se guzarna pada tha.
Jab Portuguese (GM) se chhin ke East India Company (GH) ne is desh ka sukaan sambala tha tab is desh ke log (is site ke members) bade khus-haal they. Sab log khush they. Lekin dhire dhire ghore atyachaar hone suru ho gaye. Kuch Governors (some modz + some members of GH) aise aa gaye desh me ki desh ke logo ko hairan-pareshan karke rakh diya. East India Company ka maalik (Shri) sab jaante hue bhi kuch nahi kar paa raha tha.
Phir ye sab atyachaaro ki vajah se (mismanagement ki vajah se) East India Company (GH) ke maalik Shri ne desh ka sukaan chhod diya aur England ke hawale kar diya (GH close kar di gayi). Ab jab desh ke sabhi nagrik hairan-pareshan the. Tab desh ke char neta ne ye ghor anyay ke khilaf aawaz uthayi aur desh ko aazadi dilayi (Independent site FundooZone banayi). Vo chaar neta jiska gun-gan gaaye bina is site ke Itihaas ka chapter adura hai, un netaoo ke naam lene jaa ra hu; dhyan se sune:
- Shahid Bhagat Singh = Eshtyle Baadshah (Shaadi kar raha hai is hisab se ‘Shahid’ ke saath similarities bana raha hu) :3:
- Sardaar Vallabhbhai Patel = Fundoo (Similarities: Relatively unknown, underrated; still did a lot for the country, bole to this site) :huh:
- Mahatma Gandhi, Father of the Nation = GodFather (You see the similarities in the word GodFather = Father of the Nation?) :adore:
- Jawaharlaal Nehru = Admin (Similarities: Desh ki aazadi me shayad baaki netaoo ka equal yog-daan tha, lekin Pradhan Mantri ka hodda, bole to Admin ka User Name, khud ne thok liya) :sneaky2:
Other Similarities: Jis prakar se independence milne ke baad Bharat Desh ki Police eek-dum corrupt ho gayi hai, isi prakar FZ khulne ke baad yaha ke Thulle bhi Corrupt hote jaa rahe hai...
:w00t: