Game : Pick word, make funny statements

[Eshtyle Raja]

Guyzzzzzz,

lets play another game. What we have to do is to pick any word from statement made in the last post of this thread and make another differnt statement. Dont try to create story. Only fun.. try to make it as funny as possible. lets see yeh game kahan tak pahunchti hai..Enjoy

PS : Dont reply to your own post.

here is my statment : aajkal dopahar ko garmi ki wajah se pasina aane lagaa hai. :toast:

[shades]

wajah

wajah toh har baat ki hoti hai bas pyar ki nahi hoti

[leleram]

wajah

wajah toh har baat ki hoti hai bas pyar ki nahi hoti

issi wajah se pyar mein takraar hoti hai

[shades]

pyar

pyar toh wo eahsaas hai jisko mehsoos kiya jata hai samjhaya nahi jaa sakta

[leleram]

pyar

pyar toh wo eahsaas hai jisko mehsoos kiya jata hai samjhaya nahi jaa sakta

tabhi pyaar karne waale pagal-diwaane kehlaate hain

[God_Of_Death]

pyar

pyar toh wo eahsaas hai jisko mehsoos kiya jata hai samjhaya nahi jaa sakta

mehsoos:

mehsoos hota hai ki yeh thread pyaar ki bheent chadne wala hai..

[shades]

bhent

bhentein toh mata ki hoti hai

[God_Of_Death]

pagal

pagal toh wo log hai jo pyar ko khel samajhte hai

khel:

khel-jagat ek accha khel magzine hai..

[leleram]

khel:

khel-jagat ek accha khel magzine hai..

magazine to pistol mein daalte hain

[shades]

ek

ek baar ek ladki ne ek ladke ko tadaak se thappad mara bahut maja aaya re

[God_Of_Death]

ek

ek baar ek ladki ne ek ladke ko tadaak se thappad mara bahut maja aaya re

thappad:

meri mummy muje bachpan mei bahut thappad marti thi..

thappad pe thappad, thappad pe thappad....

lekin mei bi data rehta tha aur bolta tha


"JO MARAD HOTA HAI USE DARAD NAHI HOTA":lol: :lol: :lol:

[shades]

thappad:

meri mummy muje bachpan mei bahut thappad marti thi..

thappad pe thappad, thappad pe thappad....

lekin mei bi data rehta tha aur bolta tha


"JO MARAD HOTA HAI USE DARAD NAHI HOTA":lol: :lol: :lol:

lols

kool reply

lekin

maine bhi pyar kiya lekin usne nahi kiya simple kool oye chaddo yar tension nahi lene ka tension dene ka, kya re

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

maja toh tab aaya ttha jab mein pehli baar ice cream khaya

[God_Of_Death]

lols

kool reply

lekin

maine bhi pyar kiya lekin usne nahi kiya simple kool oye chaddo yar tension nahi lene ka tension dene ka, kya re


Tension:

Tension ko hindi mei chinta kehte hai, kintu maha gyani baba JUPPI nath keh gaye hai
"chinta aur chita mei koi antar nahi"

jai Baba JUPPI Nath ji ki:lol: :lol: :lol:

[shades]

maja toh tab aaya ttha jab mein pehli baar ice cream khaya

icecream

icecream toh thand mein khaane mein maja aata hai

[God_Of_Death]

icecream

icecream toh thnad mein khaane mein maja aata hai


ice-cream:

film takdir wala mei mere avtar kadir khan ne 100 heem-kreem kha li thi...sorry i mean to say ice-cream.lol:lol: :lol:

[Eshtyle Raja]

icecream

icecream toh thand mein khaane mein maja aata hai

thand : thand mai paseena nahi aata... daant kaampte hain :001_rolleyes:

[shades]

thand : thand mai paseena nahi aata... daant kaampte hain :001_rolleyes:

oye tu na JYADA NAHI BOLNE KA KYA NAHI TOH YE JO BACHE KHUCHE DAANT HAI NA WO BHI TAPKA DALUNGI KYA

[God_Of_Death]

thand : thand mai paseena nahi aata... daant kaampte hain :001_rolleyes:

kaampte:

daant to daarne ke time bi kaampte hai....

[Eshtyle Raja]

Darr: bachhe andhere se bahtu darte hain..

[shades]

kaampte:

daant to daarne ke time bi kaampte hai....

darr

yaar mujhe bhooton se bahut darr types lagta hai

[Eshtyle Raja]

Bhoot : Bhoot log kaafi sharif hote hain aur bhootaniya badmash hoti hain..

[God_Of_Death]

Bhoot : Bhoot log kaafi sharif hote hain aur ******lein badmash hoti hain..


BHOOT:

ramgopal verma ki yeh film acchi thi, par is mei ki bhootni muje bahut pasand ayi....:D

[shades]

Bhoot : Bhoot log kaafi sharif hote hain aur bhootaniya badmash hoti hain..


badmash toh hamesha boys ke liye hi lagaya jata hai ladkiya toh cute types hoti hai

[God_Of_Death]

badmash toh hamesha boys ke liye hi lagaya jata hai ladkiya toh cute types hoti hai


cute:

Mera tommy bahut cute hai...:lol: :lol: :lol:

[shades]

cute:

Mera tommy bahut cute hai...:lol: :lol: :lol:

kyo tumhara tommy badmash nahi

[God_Of_Death]

kyo tumhara tommy badmash nahi


badmash:

nahi mera tommy bechara bahut sharif hai...chup chap ek kone mei pada rehta hai. aur agar koi anjaan admi ghar mei ghus ne ki koshish kare to us ki khear nahi..

[shades]

badmash:

nahi mera tommy bechara bahut sharif hai...chup chap ek kone mei pada rehta hai. aur agar koi anjaan admi ghar mei ghus ne ki koshish kare to us ki khear nahi..

bechara

bechare toh mujhe tum bhi lagte ho bilkul apne tommy ki tarah

[God_Of_Death]

bechara

bechare toh mujhe tum bhi lagte ho bilkul apne tommy ki tarah


apne:

apne kab paraye ho jaye kuch pata nahi chalta..jane wale to chale jate hai par , unki yaad recursive function ke call ki tarha ati rehti hai...:hi_5: :lol:

[shades]

apne:

apne kab paraye ho jaye kuch pata nahi chalta..jane wale to chale jate hai par , unki yaad recursive function ke call ki tarha ati rehti hai...:hi_5: :lol:

yaad

ek teri yaad ke sahare hi toh jii rahe hai kya pata kab laut ke ayega tu

[God_Of_Death]

yaad

ek teri yaad ke sahare hi toh jii rahe hai kya pata kab laut ke ayega tu

yaad:

sonu-nigam ka album yaad bahut hi hit tha, i simply love it..

"teri yaade a rahi mere dil pe cha rahi sanam, tuje ddondu mei kaha tu bata de mei jaan sanam":blink:

[Narad Muni]

Jaan

Birla Cement me kya hai ? Iss Cement me jaan hai.

Shedes jee Birla Cement Khao,Roti mat khao.
kyunki usme Jaan hai, zyada din jiyogee.
:getdrunk:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Is paapi pate mai roti bharne ke liye kahan kahan dhakke khaane padte hain.

[God_Of_Death]

Jaan

Birla Cement me kya hai ? Iss Cement me jaan hai.

Shedes jee Birla Cement Khao,Roti mat khao.
kyunki usme Jaan hai, zyada din jiyogee.
:getdrunk:


kyuki:

kyuki saas bi kabi bahu thi, sasura bi kabi daamad tha...

[Narad Muni]

kyuki:

kyuki saas bi kabi bahu thi, sasura bi kabi daamad tha...

Saas bhi kabhi Bahut leti thi, ab Bahu bahut Kum leti hai.
sirf 3inch lekar bolti hai Oyeee maaa dard hota hai thoda dalo na, mar jaungi.
:getdrunk: :toast:

[God_Of_Death]

Saas bhi kabhi Bahut leti thi, ab Bahu bahut Kum leti hai.
sirf 3inch lekar bolti hai Oyeee maaa dard hota hai thoda dalo na, mar jaungi.



NARAD BEHAVE URSELF THIS IS NOT ONE OF UR SUCK-FESTS....

U MORON:angry: :swear:

[shades]

ye game ab bekar ho chuka hai
kyoki isme gandagi bhari ja chuki hai

no more additions frm my side

[leleram]

ye game ab bekar ho chuka hai
kyoki isme gandagi bhari ja chuki hai

no more additions frm my side


gan.d-gi, naradji ne yahan gan.d---gi failayi hai:w00t:

[Narad Muni]

gan.d-gi, naradji ne yahan gan.d---gi failayi hai:w00t:

Failayi

Jitni lambee chader ho Odhne ke liye Utni hi apni Tang Failaye Taki Sardi Na lage.
:getdrunk: :lol:

[Dibya]

Failayi

Jitni lambee chader ho Odhne ke liye Utni hi apni Tang Failaye Taki Sardi Na lage.
:getdrunk: :lol:

odhne:- narad muni ko odhne ke liye koi chunii do

[Narad Muni]

odhne:- narad muni ko odhne ke liye koi chunii do

Shades jee ser se jo sarki Chunriya to Chehra kiyu chupati ho.:toast:

[shades]

Shades jee ser se jo sarki Chunriya to Chehra kiyu chupati ho.:toast:

plss narad mujhe tum apni baato se durr hi rakha karo
not intersted in ur talks

[Eshtyle Raja]

Please dont spoil the game.....

Liye : Abhishek ne aish se shadi karne ke liye haan bol di

[shades]

Please dont spoil the game.....


Liye : Abhishek ne aish se shadi karne ke liye haan bol di

heyy i m back

aish

aish mujhe bilkul achi nahi lagti

[Eshtyle Raja]

heyy i m back

aish

aish mujhe bilkul achi nahi lagti

Achhi : yahi teri pyaari pyaari baatein mujhe aaaaaaaaachhheeeeeee lagti hain... :D

its a song.. :3:

[shades]

pyari

pyari hamare yaha kaam karne aati hai

[Eshtyle Raja]

Kaam : kaash is dunia mai binaa kaam ke paise milay..:tongue:

[shades]

Kaam : kaash is dunia mai binaa kaam ke paise milay..:tongue:

dunia

iss bhari duniya mein koi bhi hamara na hua
gair toh gair sahi apno ka bhi sahara na hua


anyways ok ER shab ab hum toh chalte hai

[Eshtyle Raja]

dunia

iss bhari duniya mein koi bhi hamara na hua
gair toh gair sahi apno ka bhi sahara na hua


anyways ok ER shab ab hum toh chalte hai Sahara

Jab jarurat thi dil e nadan ko , koi sahara na mila....
Yeh kashti dubi us mukaan pe, Jahan koi kinara naa mila.

(this is my original :blush: )

[GodFather]

Sahara

Jab jarurat thi dil e nadan ko , koi sahara na mila....
Yeh kashti dubi us mukaan pe, Jahan koi kinara naa mila.

(this is my original :blush: )

Sahara,
Indian cricket team ka sponsor...

[God_Of_Death]

Sahara,
Indian cricket team ka sponsor...

Indian:

I am a proud Indian..:toast: :getdrunk: :hi_5:

[Narad Muni]

Indian: I am a proud Indian..:toast:

I : I Love yOu.
:getdrunk:

[Don]

I : I Love yOu.
:getdrunk:

Love : Love ke liye saala kuch bhi karega

:laugh:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Love : Love ke liye saala kuch bhi karega

:laugh:

karega:

papa kehte hai bada kaam karega...:) :)

[Don]

karega:

papa kehte hai bada kaam kare ga...:) :)

Kehte hai : Kehte hai log muje ram jaane

:tongue:

[Narad Muni]

[Ram]

Ram Ram sab Karat hai Dashrath Kahe na koi,
agar Dashrath kasrat na Karat to Ram kaha se Hoi.
:getdrunk:

[Don]

[Ram]

Ram Ram sab Karat hai Dashrath Kahe na koi,
agar Dashrath kasrat na Karat to Ram kaha se Hoi.
:getdrunk:

agar : agar tum mil jao zamana cho*d denge hum :tongue:

[God_Of_Death]

agar : agar tum mil jao zamana cho*d denge hum :tongue:

hum:

hum tum ek kamre band ho jaye. aur chabi kho jaye:w00t:

[Narad Muni]

(HUM)

Hum hai YAM...YAM hai hum.
Hamari Ga*nd me nahi hai Dum.
if U want FT then Come Come.
Hum hai Yamraj, Yam hai Hum.

[Don]

(HUM)

Hum hai YAM...YAM hai hum.
Hamari Ga*nd me nahi hai Dum.
if U want FT then Come Come.
Hum hai Yamraj, Yam hai Hum.

Dum : Dum maaro Dum mit jaaye hum bolo subah shaam :tongue:

[God_Of_Death]

Dum : Dum maaro Dum mit jaaye hum bolo subah shaam :tongue:


Maaro:

are Maarooooo!!! maaro maaro maaro NARAD ki khol ke maro..

harzir hai who FZ pe marwane ke liyee....

are Maaroooooo....:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Narad Muni]

Dum : Dum maaro Dum mit jaaye hum bolo subah shaam :tongue:

Bolo : Bolo Tarararararararararararararararararararararararara rarararararara

(Kripya Bolo Word use ho gaya issliye Bolo word ko dubara Use na kare sirf Tararararaarara per hi reply de):getdrunk:

[shades]

Bolo : Bolo Tarararararararararararararararararararararararara rarararararara

(Kripya Bolo Word use ho gaya issliye Bolo word ko dubara Use na kare sirf Tararararaarara per hi reply de):getdrunk:

tara

yaar ek tara jo aasmaan mein hai na wo mujhe acha types lagta hai

[Narad Muni]

tara

yaar ek tara jo aasmaan mein hai na wo mujhe acha types lagta hai

Na : Na Na Na Na Na reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy, Sanderav Rahogey to aish karogey, sanderav Rahogey to aish karogey. Na Na Na Na Na reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy
:getdrunk:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Na : Na Na Na Na Na reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy, Sanderav Rahogey to aish karogey, sanderav Rahogey to aish karogey. Na Na Na Na Na reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy Na Reyyyyy
:getdrunk:

Na:

Na jane ne mere dil ko kya hoga ya...

abi tha yehi abi kho gaya....:hi_5:

[shades]

Na:

Na jane ne mere dil ko kya hoga ya...

abi tha yehi abi kho gaya....:hi_5:

are wah wah lashkar sahab ko ishq ho gaya oye

anyways

dil
yar dil hi ek aisi cheej hai jiske khone par khushi hoti hai

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

are wah wah lashkar sahab ko ishq ho gaya oye

anyways

dil
yar dil hi ek aisi cheej hai jiske khone par khushi hoti hai

DIL:

DIL DEEWANA bin sajna ke mane naaa, yeh pagla hai samjane se samje na

[shades]

DIL:

DIL DEEWANA bin sajna ke mane naaa, yeh pagla hai samjane se samje na

samajh

samajh samajh ki samajh ko samjho
samajh samajh ki samajh ek samajh hai
samajh samajh ko jo na samjhe
meri samajh mein wo naa samajh hai

[God_Of_Death]

samajh

samajh samajh ki samajh ko samjho
samajh samajh ki samajh ek samajh hai
samajh samajh ko jo na samjhe
meri samajh mein wo naa samajh hai


samajh:

Is cheez ko samajna meri samajh se bahar ki baat hai..:lol: :getdrunk:

[Don]

samajh:

Is cheez ko samajna meri samajh se bahar ki baat hai..:lol: :getdrunk:

Cheez : Tu Cheez badi hai mast mast tu cheez badi hai mast

[Narad Muni]

Cheez : Tu Cheez badi hai mast mast tu cheez badi hai mast

Mast : Damadum mast kalandar, FZ pe kon hai Bandar.
:getdrunk:

[God_Of_Death]

Mast : Damadum mast kalandar, FZ pe kon hai Bandar.
:getdrunk:


BANDAAR kasam udaan jhalley ki..tu hi to hai who ...he he he just kiding...


:hi_5: :hi_5:

[shades]

BANDAAR kasam udaan jhalley ki..tu hi to hai who ...he he he just kiding...


:hi_5: :hi_5:
bandar
yaar bandar kudiya bahut maarte hai
aur haa nakalchi bhi hote hai

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

bandar
yaar bandar kudiya bahut maarte hai
aur haa nakalchi bhi hote hai



hai:


hai na bolo bolo, hai na bolo bolo

papa ko mummy se, mummy ko papa se

pyaar hai..pyaar hai:hi_5: :hi_5:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Mummy :

O mummy mummy, o daddy daddy
O mummy daddy, ho jaao ready,
Jis se meri shaadi hogi,
aaj maine woh ladki dhoond li hai...:hi_5:

[shades]

Mummy :

O mummy mummy, o daddy daddy
O mummy daddy, ho jaao ready,
Jis se meri shaadi hogi,
aaj maine woh ladki dhoond li hai...:hi_5:

shaadi
shadi ek aisa laddoo hai jo khaye wo bhi pachtaaye aur jo naa khaye wo bhi pachtaaye]

[Eshtyle Raja]

Ladoo : Mujhe namkeen ladoo chahiye, koi dega kya ???

[shades]

Ladoo : Mujhe namkeen ladoo chahiye, koi dega kya ???

namkeen

namkeen toh mehmaano ke aagey lagaya jata hai

[Eshtyle Raja]

namkeen

namkeen toh mehmaano ke aagey lagaya jata hai

Mehmaan : Kabhi humko bhi mehmaan ban ne ka mauka do :getdrunk: ha ha

[shades]

Mehmaan : Kabhi humko bhi mehmaan ban ne ka mauka do :getdrunk: ha ha

mauka

maukey toh insaan ki zindagi mein ek baar hi aata hai pyar paane ka par shayad insaan tab itna majboor ho jata hai ki use wo mauka bhi gawa dena padta hai

[Eshtyle Raja]

mauka

maukey toh insaan ki zindagi mein ek baar hi aata hai pyar paane ka par shayad insaan tab itna majboor ho jata hai ki use wo mauka bhi gawa dena padta hai

Majboor : Insaan kyon itna mazboor hai ki naa chahte hue bhi pyaar nahi paa sakta...

[shades]

Majboor : Insaan kyon itna mazboor hai ki naa chahte hue bhi pyaar nahi paa sakta...

insaan
insaan majboor nahi uske sanskar use majboor kar dete hai galat faisla lene par

[Eshtyle Raja]

insaan
insaan majboor nahi uske sanskar use majboor kar dete hai galat faisla lene par

Galat : Dunia mai kuchh bhi galat nahi.. sirf soch hi galat hoti hai..

[shades]

Galat : Dunia mai kuchh bhi galat nahi.. sirf soch hi galat hoti hai..

soch

soch toh apni hai yaar
soch mein apne pyar ko soch ke khush ho jaati hu mein

[Eshtyle Raja]

soch

soch toh apni hai yaar
soch mein apne pyar ko soch ke khush ho jaati hu mein

Khush : khushnaseeb ho aap agar life mai kushi mil zaaye..

[GodFather]

Khush : khushnaseeb ho aap agar life mai kushi mil zaaye..

Life: Life is not a spectacle or a feast; it is a predicament.

:toast:

[DreamWeaver]

Life: Life is not a spectacle or a feast; it is a predicament.

:toast:

Feast is a good ice-cream :drool:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Feast is a good ice-cream :drool:

good:

the good the bad and the ugly is one of ma favourite movies.:hi_5:

[Eshtyle Raja]

good:

the good the bad and the ugly is one of ma favourite movies.:hi_5:

Ugly : aadmi shakal se nahi , dil se ugly hota hai...

[Don]

Ugly : aadmi shakal se nahi , dil se ugly hota hai...

Aadmi : Aadmi jo kehta hai aadmi jo sunta hai zindagi bhar wo sadaaye picha karti hai

:2guns:

[God_Of_Death]

Aadmi : Aadmi jo kehta hai aadmi jo sunta hai zindagi bhar wo sadaaye picha karti hai

:2guns:

zindagi:

zindagi kasi hai paheli hai, kbi yeh hasaye kabi yeh rulaye zindagiiiii.

[Don]

zindagi:

zindagi kasi hai paheli hai, kbi yeh hasaye kabi yeh rulaye zindagiiiii.

Yeh : Yeh jo mohobbat hai, ye unka hai kaaaaam, Mehboob ka jo bus lete hue naaaaaam

:001_icon16:

[God_Of_Death]

Yeh : Yeh jo mohobbat hai, ye unka hai kaaaaam, Mehboob ka jo bus lete hue naaaaaam

:001_icon16:

naam:

Naam gum jaye ye ga, chehra yeh badal jaye ga....:tt2:

[Don]

naam:

Naam gum jaye ye ga, chehra yeh badal jaye ga....:tt2:

Chehra : chehra kya dekhte ho, dil mein uter ker dekho na, dil mein uter kaaar dekho naaaa

:2guns:

[God_Of_Death]

Chehra : chehra kya dekhte ho, dil mein uter ker dekho na, dil mein uter kaaar dekho naaaa

:2guns:

dil:

dil-dil-dil yeh tere pyaar mei khoya mei saari raat na soya mei kya karoo
:ola:

[Don]

dil:

dil-dil-dil yeh tere pyaar mei khoya mei saari raat na soya mei kya karoo
:ola:

raat - raat baaki baat baaki hona hai jo ho jaane do, socho na, dekho tum, haan dekho tum, jaane jaa muje pyaar se.....

:HUGZ:

[God_Of_Death]

raat - raat baaki baat baaki hona hai jo ho jaane do, socho na, dekho tum, haan dekho tum, jaane jaa muje pyaar se.....

:HUGZ:

jaane:

jaan e jaan doondh ta fir raha mei yaha se waha, muj ko awaaz do chuup gaye ho kaha...:HUGZ:

[Don]

jaane:

jaan e jaan doondh ta fir raha mei yaha se waha, muj ko awaaz do chuup gaye ho kaha...:HUGZ:

Awwaz - Awwaz de ke kahan hai duniya meri javaan hai :smile:

[God_Of_Death]

Awwaz - Awwaz de ke kahan hai duniya meri javaan hai :smile:

duniya:

duniya mei logo ko dhookha kabi yeh ho jata hai annkho hi ankhoo mei
chera kabi kho jata hai..beraaaaaaaaa para para para raaaaaaaaaaaaa(RD burman style:p )

[Don]

duniya:

duniya mei logo ko dhookha kabi yeh ho jata hai annkho hi ankhoo mei
chera kabi kho jata hai..beraaaaaaaaa para para para raaaaaaaaaaaaa(RD burman style:p )

ho - ho ke man aaj magan naache hai chanan chanan aaja piya ab to aaja :HUGZ:

[God_Of_Death]

ho - ho ke man aaj magan naache hai chanan chanan aaja piya ab to aaja :HUGZ:

piya:

piya tuuu ab to aja haaaaa haaaa haaaa,maan ki jwala ase jalajaa ha ha haaaaaaaa .monicaaaaaaaaa oh my darling:001_icon16: :tt2:

[Don]

piya:

piya tuuu ab to aja haaaaa haaaa haaaa,maan ki jwala ase jalajaa ha ha haaaaaaaa .monicaaaaaaaaa oh my darling:001_icon16: :tt2:

ab - ab ke sajan saawan mein aag lagi hai badan mein, gata barsegi magan tarsenge sajan milna sakenge do dil ek hi aangan mein chu chu chu chu

:tt2:

[God_Of_Death]

ab - ab ke sajan saawan mein aag lagi hai badan mein, gata barsegi magan tarsenge sajan milna sakenge do dil ek hi aangan mein chu chu chu chu

:tt2:


sajan:

sajni ka saajan, saajan ko gori lo ho gayi love story ta ram pam pam

[God_Of_Death]

FT bhai maza a raha hai v ppl rule this thread
:ola:

[Don]

sajan:

sajni ka saajan, saajan ko gori lo ho gayi love story ta ram pam pam

gori : gori gori gori gori gori gori kabhi kabhi kahin kahin chori chori, humse bhi tum mila karo pyaari pyaari batein batein kiya karo,per yun na milna kisise kabhi hamare siva warna :2guns:

[God_Of_Death]

gori : gori gori gori gori gori gori kabhi kabhi kahin kahin chori chori, humse bhi tum mila karo pyaari pyaari batein batein kiya karo,per yun na milna kisise kabhi hamare siva warna :2guns:


gori :

gori hai kalayeeya tu lade muje hari hari choodiya..apna bana le muje saaja na

[DreamWeaver]

gori tera gaon bada pyara..me to gaya mara... aake yaha re.. aake yaha re...

[God_Of_Death]

gori tera gaon bada pyara..me to gaya mara... aake yaha re.. aake yaha re...


gori:

gori teri annkhe kahe tu raat bar soyee nahi. chanda na be dekha tuje...(lucky ali) awesome song:HUGZ:

[DreamWeaver]

Gore gore o banke chore kabhi meri gully aya karo
Gori gori o banke chori chahay roj bulaya karo

Roj roj mulakat acchi nehin
Pyar mein aissi baat acchi nehin
Thora thora milna, thori se judai
Sada chadni raat acchi nehin


:HUGZ:

[Don]

Gore gore o banke chore kabhi meri gully aya karo
Gori gori o banke chori chahay roj bulaya karo

Roj roj mulakat acchi nehin
Pyar mein aissi baat acchi nehin
Thora thora milna, thori se judai
Sada chadni raat acchi nehin


:HUGZ:

Gully : gully gully mein firta hai tu kyon banke banjara aa mere dil mein basja mere aasiq awara :HUGZ:

[DreamWeaver]

awara hu....uuu
awara hu....uuu

gardish me hu aasmaan ka tara hu..uuu

awara hu....uuu
awara hu....uuu

[THARKI-AATMA]

awara hu....uuu
awara hu....uuu

gardish me hu aasmaan ka tara hu..uuu

awara hu....uuu
awara hu....uuu

awara :

awara pan banjara paan ek khala hai seene mei,
har dum har pal bechaiine hai kaun bala hai seene mei:tt2:

[Don]

awara :

awara pan banjara paan ek khala hai seene mei,
har dum har pal bechaiine hai kaun bala hai seene mei:tt2:

Seene : Seene mein dil hai, dil main hai dhadkan, dhadkan me hai tu basi, tu meri pehli tammanna,tu meri aakhri khwaish

:tt2:

[DreamWeaver]

seene me jalan
ankhon me ik tufaan sa kyu hai

is shaher me har shaksa
pareshaan sa kyu hai

:toast: :toast:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

seene me jalan
ankhon me ik tufaan sa kyu hai

is shaher me har shaksa
pareshaan sa kyu hai

:toast: :toast:

sher:

na koi dost hai na rakeeb hai, tera sher kitna ajeeb hai.tera sher kitna ajeeeb hai:toast:

[Don]

seene me jalan
ankhon me ik tufaan sa kyu hai

is shaher me har shaksa
pareshaan sa kyu hai

:toast: :toast:

Shaher : Shaher mein tere karke wafayein, hum to hue badnaam, Kissa ye apna kisko sunaye, hum to hueeeeeeeee batnaam

:toast:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Shaher : Shaher mein tere karke wafayein, hum to hue badnaam, Kissa ye apna kisko sunaye, hum to hueeeeeeeee batnaam

:toast:


badnaam:

mei shayar badnaam, mei shayar badnaam mei chal mujko.....:hi_5:

[Don]

badnaam:

mei shayar badnaam, mei shayar badnaam mei chal mujko.....:hi_5:

Chala : chala jaata hoon kisiki dhoon me,dhadakte dil ke fasane liye

:laugh:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Chala : chala jaata hoon kisiki dhoon me,dhadakte dil ke fasane liye

:laugh:

Chala : yuhin chala chal raahi, yuhi chalaa chal rahi... :drool:

(yaar yeh thread to antakshri ban gayi.. lage raho :bow: )

[GodFather]

Chala : yuhin chala chal raahi, yuhi chalaa chal rahi... :drool:

(yaar yeh thread to antakshri ban gayi.. lage raho :bow: )


We can open another thread for Antakshari, par issko to bakar creative rehney do...

Yuhin: Yuhin bas Yuhin change kiya, koi geet nahin..total bakwaas

[DreamWeaver]

Gae ja geet milan ke
tu apani lagan ke..
sajan ghar jaana hai

........
ab music kaise du ?? :w00t: :w00t:

[Don]

tere mere milan ki ye rena koi naya gul khilayegi tabhi to hai chanchal ye naina dekho na

:w00t:

[Eshtyle Raja]

milan : us milan ke bela ka intezaar hai.. :001_rolleyes:

[GodFather]

milan : us milan ke bela ka intezaar hai.. :001_rolleyes:

Bela: Mila ki Bela ka intejaar ER ko hai , Gaya Milan kaam se.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Bela: Mila ki Bela ka intejaar ER ko hai , Gaya Milan kaam se.

Intejar : Intejaar hai ki khatam nahi hota...
Subah ka waqt hai aur haath mai hai lota. :toast:

[DreamWeaver]

aati nahin...
aati nahin...

:tongue:

[Eshtyle Raja]

aati nahin...
aati nahin...

:tongue:

Aati : pet mai hai magar, aati nahi, oye aati nahi :tongue_smilie:

[THARKI-AATMA]

Aati : pet mai hai magar, aati nahi, oye aati nahi :tongue_smilie:

nahi:

nahi ye ho nahi sakta ki teri yaad na aye,
tuje bhool ne se pehle meri jaan chali jaye....:hi_5:

[Don]

nahi:

nahi ye ho nahi sakta ki teri yaad na aye,
tuje bhool ne se pehle meri jaan chali jaye....:hi_5:

Yaad : Yaad teri aayegi mujko bada satayegi, zeed ye zuti teri meri jaan leke jaayegi :tongue:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Chali : Chali chali phir hawaa chali, chali chali phir chali chali..

[THARKI-AATMA]

Chali : Chali chali phir hawaa chali, chali chali phir chali chali..

hawaa:

hawaa hawaa eh hawaa khushbu luta de..

kaha udi oh udi itna bata de..

me us se milu ga ek bar mila de..

yaar mila de dildaar mila de..:w00t:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Dildar : Tu yaar tu hi, dildar tu hi , mera pyaar
tera mera dil mai darbar....
kar de ek baar beda paar, lage ghar baar mujhe bekar
firu mai banke tera jogi...

[Don]

Dildar : Tu yaar tu hi, dildar tu hi , mera pyaar
tera mera dil mai darbar....
kar de ek baar beda paar, lage ghar baar mujhe bekar
firu mai banke tera jogi...

Tera : Tera mujse hai pehle se naata koi, yun hi nahi koi dil lubhata koi, jaane tu yaa jaane na

:w00t:

[God_Of_Death]

Dildar : Tu yaar tu hi, dildar tu hi , mera pyaar
tera mera dil mai darbar....
kar de ek baar beda paar, lage ghar baar mujhe bekar
firu mai banke tera jogi...

tera:

tera naam liyaaa ohhhhhh, tuje yaad kiyaaa ohhhhhhhhhhh

tera naam liya, tuje yaad kiya...:blink:

[Don]

tera:

tera naam liyaaa ohhhhhh, tuje yaad kiyaaa ohhhhhhhhhhh

tera naam liya, tuje yaad kiya...:blink:

Ohhhhhh : Ohhhhhh darling ye hai INDIA :getdrunk:

[shades]

tera:

tera naam liyaaa ohhhhhh, tuje yaad kiyaaa ohhhhhhhhhhh

tera naam liya, tuje yaad kiya...:blink:

naam

naam mein kya rakha hai janab

[Don]

naam

naam mein kya rakha hai janab

Kya : Kya yehi pyaar hai bolona, bolonaaaaaaaaa

:tongue:

[God_Of_Death]

Kya : Kya yehi pyaar hai bolona, bolonaaaaaaaaa

:tongue:


pyaar:

pyaar vyaar, dil vil mei kya janu re,

pyaar vyaar, dil vil mei kya janu re

janu to janu bas itna janu, tuje apna janu re:hi_5:

[shades]

pyaar:

pyaar vyaar, dil vil mei kya janu re,

pyaar vyaar, dil vil mei kya janu re

janu to janu bas itna janu, tuje apna janu re:hi_5:

pyar

pyar khuda hai
toh fir tu iss se darr
thik bola na

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Khuda :
Mera dil Masjid hai, tera dil maikhana
Tujhe ho Khuda Mubarak aur mujhe Paimana

[God_Of_Death]

Khuda :
Mera dil Masjid hai, tera dil maikhana
Tujhe ho Khuda Mubarak aur mujhe Paimana

mujhe:

mujhe teriii mohobatt ka sahara mil gaya ho ta,

mujhe teriii mohobatt ka sahara mil gaya ho ta

agar toofa nahi ata, kinara milll gaya ho ta..

[Don]

Khuda :
Mera dil Masjid hai, tera dil maikhana
Tujhe ho Khuda Mubarak aur mujhe Paimana

Khuda : Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.

:001_rolleyes:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Khuda : Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.

:001_rolleyes:



Zikar : Jab Jab bhi mahfil mai tera zikar hua...

dil ke taar hil gaye aur yeh deewana tera kaafir hua... :getdrunk:

[Sunshine]

Zikar : Jab Jab bhi mahfil mai tera zikar hua...

dil ke taar hil gaye aur yeh deewana tera kaafir hua... :getdrunk:

kaafir-

kaafir gesu waalo ki raat basar yu hoti hai
husn hifaazat karataa hai aur javaani soti hai

[Vishaal]

kaafir-

kaafir gesu waalo ki raat basar yu hoti hai
husn hifaazat karataa hai aur javaani soti hai

Raat -

Khamosh raat ke pehalu me sitare nahi hote,
in rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote...
Ham bhi na karte parwah agar aap itne pyare na hote..

[Sunshine]

Hum-

Humne unke yaad mai ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
Humne unke yaad mai ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
Wo aaye bus nahaye aur chal diye.......

hehehehehhehhe PJ but we have to make it funny :)

[Vishaal]

Hum-

Humne unke yaad mai ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
Humne unke yaad mai ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
Wo aaye bus nahaye aur chal diye.......

hehehehehhehhe PJ but we have to make it funny :)

Yaad -
Shaam hote he ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
:w00t:

[anshika]

Aajkal

Aajkal koi wajah naihn inn labo ko hasi ki , teri yaad ne humein nkahin ka naa rakha.

[anshika]

Aajkal

Jinki nazro se dekha karte the hum jahan ko, aajkal unhi nighaon mein humari koi pehchhan nahin

[anshika]

Vishwas rakhna meri dosti par, hum yeh dosti aakhir tak nibhayenge.Zaraurat pade dosti mein agar kabhi imithaan dene ki toh , imithaan tum dena , hum copy provide karne aayenge.

[Sunshine]

^ thats a nice one Anshika :)

Nigahe-

nigaah-e-saaqi-e-naamaharaban ye kya jaane
ki Toot jaate hai Khud dil ke saath paimaane

[Vishaal]

^ thats a nice one Anshika :)

Nigahe-

nigaah-e-saaqi-e-naamaharaban ye kya jaane
ki Toot jaate hai Khud dil ke saath paimaane

Saaqi -

Saaqi teri mehfil mein ek mehmaan abhi baki hai;
Teri may ka, tere roop ka kadardaan abhi baki hai;
Iss tarah kaise uthh jaaoon, kahani adhoori chhod kar aise;
Tune rukh se naqaab uthaaya hai, mera imtehaan abhi baki hai.

[anshika]

Imitihaan:-

Teri Dosti hum aakhiri dam tak nibhayenge.Agar jarurat padi dosti mein imtihaan dene ki , toh tum imtihaan dena hum parchi fenkne aayenge.

[leleram]

Imitihaan:-

Teri Dosti hum aakhiri dam tak nibhayenge.Agar jarurat padi dosti mein imtihaan dene ki , toh tum imtihaan dena hum parchi fenkne aayenge.

Fekne me ustad hai Fz pe log...koi gall nai..tum feko hum lapetenge

[dengu]

log

kuch to log kahenge,logon ka kaam hai kehna :D

[Jupiter]

Kuchh

Kuchh na kuchh to zaroor hona hai
Saamna aaj unse hona hai

[dengu]

saamna hona hai,,,chalo daadhi(shaving) hi bana li jaye :D

[Jupiter]

Shave kar liya ab naha bhi lo miyan

[DarkLord]

woh dengu ka machchar hai. kabhi nahata nahi hai

[dengu]

Machhar nahayega to bimar ho jayega :D

[DhOluRaM]

Bemaar:Lagta hai kabhi kabhi FZ pe koi anaar mil jata hai aur sau bemaar ho jatey hain ;)

[DarkLord]

FZ pe sirfek hi anaar hai SK ;) jisko dekh ke sab paani paani ho jaate hai :drool:

[dengu]

baadh (flood) aa gayi FZ pe ,SK ki engagement ki khabar sun kar :D

[DarkLord]

chalo achcha hai. ab SK gale nahi padegi agar kuch aisa waisa ho jaaye uske saath to ;)

[dengu]

Lekin wo jiske gale permanently padne jaa rahi hai uska kya hoga :D

[DarkLord]

bahut paap kiye honge saale ne :D

[Jupiter]

Saale se kyo paap karwa rahe ho, galat baat, Bolo ke Miyan ne bahut paap kiye honge ;)

[dengu]

bahut paap kiye honge saale ne :D

:confused::confused::confused:

[DhOluRaM]

muje kuch exp dekh ne ko mila hai ke kalyug me paap ka phal bahot zordar hota hai
ab ye baat sach hai ya nahi SK ke dulhe raaja ko hi pata chaley gi ;)

[jhoomroo]

yeh paap hai kya,yeh punya hai kya,
reeto'n per dharm ki mohre'n hai,
apmaan racheta ka hoga,
rachna ko agar thookraoge...

zaheer hai dulhe-raja rachna ko apnake racheta ka apman kaise karenge...

[GodFather]

yeh paap hai kya,yeh punya hai kya,
reeto'n per dharm ki mohre'n hai,
apmaan racheta ka hoga,
rachna ko agar thookraoge...

zaheer hai dulhe-raja rachna ko apnake racheta ka apman kaise karenge...

Jhoomroo jee, aap kah rahey hain ki triangle hai aur doolha Gay hain....

SK aur Rachna to theek hai, yeh Racheta kiase aa gaya game main.


Yeh to foursome ho jayega.

[dengu]

Jhoomroo jee, aap kah rahey hain ki triangle hai aur doolha Gay hain....

SK aur Rachna to theek hai, yeh Racheta kiase aa gaya game main.


Yeh to foursome ho jayega.

nahi mahaprabhu,,,ye Dostana ho jayega:D

[GodFather]

nahi mahaprabhu,,,ye Dostana ho jayega:D

you mean four-stana ;). two gals, so not do-stana but four-stana;)

[Unglibaaz]

Bemaar:Lagta hai kabhi kabhi FZ pe koi anaar mil jata hai aur sau bemaar ho jatey hain ;)

Beemar : FZ ke beemar logon ki g@nd liye madrasi hakeem hi aasra hai....

[Yeda Anna]

you mean four-stana ;). two gals, so not do-stana but four-stana;)
4 stana and 2 gaan-a ,, lets do some maa-ka-reena :D

[GodFather]

4 stana and 2 gaan-a ,, lets do some maa-ka-reena :D

Saif Baap kab ban gaya bhai???

[GodFather]

lets play!!!!!

[boyricky41]

lets play!!!!!

play se pehle

Foreplay ????? :FU:

[GodFather]

:hammer1::hammer1::hammer1:

[Jupiter]

lets play!!!!!

Play Safe! Helmet aapki suraksha ke liye hai.... :D

[GodFather]

Play Safe! Helmet aapki suraksha ke liye hai.... :D

Helmet - protects the head (any head)

[Jupiter]

Helmet - protects the head (any head)

who better to say that than the Head (of FZ) himself ;)

[GodFather]

who better to say that than the Head (of FZ) himself ;)

FZ - wonderful place...where you are astonished or you get your a$$ tarnished

[Jupiter]

FZ - wonderful place...where you are astonished or you get your a$$ tarnished

Wonderful Place to BBR hai, Tharakiyon ki tharak bujhaane ke liye jahaan hamesha loi na koi A$$ maujood rehti hai...

[greatalok]

Wonderful Place to BBR hai, Tharakiyon ki tharak bujhaane ke liye jahaan hamesha loi na koi A$$ maujood rehti hai...

Is A$$ purling ya striling ? :D

[Jupiter]

Is A$$ purling ya striling ? :D

The important point is that A$$ is there for ling....

[GodFather]

Is A$$ purling ya striling ? :D

pul-ling - Lots of lings doing pul-ling and push-ing in BBR....

[Jupiter]

pul-ling - Lots of lings doing pul-ling and push-ing in BBR....

And mods and admins make sure to Push more gaans in BBR to push all the more lings towards them ;D

[GodFather]

And mods and admins make sure to Push more gaans in BBR to push all the more lings towards them ;D

Moda adn Admins: Make sure that there is no Ling Bhed. Any Gaan can go to BBR

[Jupiter]

Moda adn Admins: Make sure that there is no Ling Bhed. Any Gaan can go to BBR

And any ling can bhed that gaan :D

[GodFather]

And any ling can bhed that gaan :D

Bhed - bhed maney raaz, raaz maney movie, movie main Dino Moria and at that time he used to Bhed Bipasha

[Jupiter]

Bhed - bhed maney raaz, raaz maney movie, movie main Dino Moria and at that time he used to Bhed Bipasha

Aur ab John bujhaa raha hai Bipaasaa ki Pipaasaa :D

[Unglibaaz]

Aur ab John bujhaa raha hai Bipaasaa ki Pipaasaa :D

Pipasa - Machhar ek rakht pipasu jeev hai. jahan bhi jagah milti hai, apni nunni ghesed ke rakht choos leta hai....

[dengu]

Pipasa - Machhar ek rakht pipasu jeev hai. jahan bhi jagah milti hai, apni nunni ghesed ke rakht choos leta hai....

:rolleyes:

[Unglibaaz]

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes: : Yeh sirf ek hi bande ka trademark thobda hai..copyright material.