jadoo ki jhaphy
25th July 2007, 08:16 PM
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
>
>
> Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
>
>
> Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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>
> ================================================== ===
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> Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya
> hai,
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>
> ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
>
>
> Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya
> hu.
>
>
> ================================================== ===
>
>
> Man runs home yelling
>
>
> "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
>
>
> Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
>
>
> Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
>
>
> ================================================== ====
>
>
> Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek
> hi hai?
>
>
> Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee
> rahi hai....
>
>
> ================================================== =====
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>
> Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
>
>
> Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
>
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> ================================================== =====
>
>
> A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
> today........
>
>
> Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
> still.....
>
>
> digging for more.
>
>
> ================================================== =====
>
>
> Sardar found answer to most difficult question
>
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> What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
>
>
> O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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>
>
>
> Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel
> kyon
> dekhta rehta."
> Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
>
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>
>
> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
> Guess what
>
> ---To avoid side effect!!!
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Man: sardarji where were u born?
> sardarji: punjab.
> man: which part.
> Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
> punjab".
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
> ---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya.
> ab fir
> gita pe haath.
>
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>
>
> Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
> entrance
> exam.
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect
> donations for a
> swimming pool.
> Banta: OYE EK GILAASS PAANI DE DO PUTAR
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
> Banta: really what is he studying?
> santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
>
>
> Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
>
>
> Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
>
>
> ================================================== ===
>
>
> Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya
> hai,
>
>
> ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
>
>
> Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya
> hu.
>
>
> ================================================== ===
>
>
> Man runs home yelling
>
>
> "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
>
>
> Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
>
>
> Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
>
>
> ================================================== ====
>
>
> Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek
> hi hai?
>
>
> Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee
> rahi hai....
>
>
> ================================================== =====
>
>
> Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
>
>
> Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
>
>
> ================================================== =====
>
>
> A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
> today........
>
>
> Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
> still.....
>
>
> digging for more.
>
>
> ================================================== =====
>
>
> Sardar found answer to most difficult question
>
>
> What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
>
>
> O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
>
>
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
>
> Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel
> kyon
> dekhta rehta."
> Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
> Guess what
>
> ---To avoid side effect!!!
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Man: sardarji where were u born?
> sardarji: punjab.
> man: which part.
> Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
> punjab".
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
> ---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya.
> ab fir
> gita pe haath.
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
> entrance
> exam.
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect
> donations for a
> swimming pool.
> Banta: OYE EK GILAASS PAANI DE DO PUTAR
>
>************************************************** **********************
>
>
> Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
> Banta: really what is he studying?
> santa: he is not studying they r studying him.