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[God_Of_Death]

Ek baar ek athlete daud raha hota hain .
Tabhi ek barber aata hain aur use bahut maarta hain aur uske shoes lekar chala jaata hain ...
To batao ki woh barber aisa kyun karta hain ??
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Okay,
Kyunki woh athlete NIKE [nai ke] shoes pahan kar daud raha tha ... !!!

[God_Of_Death]

An elephant was in love with a she-elephant

But the she-elephant got married to some other elephant.

So our elephant was very depressed

One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to

cheer him up.

In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.

Question: Now, which song would our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."
:tongue_smilie: :tongue_smilie: :tongue_smilie:

[God_Of_Death]

One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. >He felt

that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems

he had caused.

So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.

Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there.

Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.

Question: What was he thinking?

Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
:getdrunk: :getdrunk: :getdrunk:

[God_Of_Death]

Question: How do you "cut" roads?

Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste".



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Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls

into the well.

Question:Why?

Ans: Because Luv is blind.

Now, Kush also jumps in.

Question: Why?

Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!



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Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?

Ans: Hindustan Lever.

Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel
much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.



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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata t

Question: Uska naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas.


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Question: Who is Joe?

Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"



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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'.

Question: Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.
:toast: :toast: :toast:

[GodFather]

loved the nike one, actually guess kar liya tha....waise...shayad koi link le ke aayega.:toast:

[God_Of_Death]

loved the nike one, actually guess kar liya tha....waise...shayad koi link le ke aayega.:toast:

:( :( :( :(

aisa mat bol GF bhai....yani fir FT maa kasam public ka dhana-dan post kar rahi hai aaj kal...

[GodFather]

:( :( :( :(

aisa mat bol GF bhai....yani fir FT maa kasam public ka dhana-dan post kar rahi hai aaj kal...

Aisa laga mere ko, thodi partial FT ki khusboo aayi;)