TV aur Biwi

[laloo jadav]

ek baar hum rabri ke sath amreeka gaye, waha hotall me thahre they, humre kamre ka Telibhision kharab ho gaya tha...skreen per foto hil rahi thi, humne resepson per phone lagaya aur apni problem batayi, thodi time mei unka mekanik waha pahucha, mekanik ke pas koi auzar nahi tha, usne aate hi TV ki side per ek laat lagayi aur TV ka skreen thik ho gaya, Rabri ne kaha.."lagta hai tum dono ek hi repair skool me padhe ho"

uske jane ke baad humne socha TV aur Biwi me jyada farak nahi hai :balloon:

[GodFather]

Laloo jee naari pratadna paap ba, aisan kaisa hui gawa.

[airINDIA]

:roar:

Arey Laloo ji,

Farak naahi farak naahi kaise bolat ho bhai...farak to hai...chalo saabit kiye det hai:

Farakwa 1:

Sasura aapka TV jab sathiya jaata hai to aap side pe laat lagat ho TV ko...

Aur Rabri jab nautanki karat hai, to aap piche laat lagat ho...

Farakwa 2:

Sasuri TV ka plug lagane se vo chalu ho jaati hai...

Aur Rabri ko aap jab "plug" lagat ho unki kit-kit bandh nahi ho jaati ka?

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Farakwa 1:

Jab TB sathiya jaaye to side pe lath maro
aurat sathiya jaaye to pehle side pe, phir oopar, phir neeche lath maaro, paanch minute baad g-and pe l-und se maro

Farakwa 2:

TB ki kit-kit bandh karna ho to 'plug' nikalo,
Aurat ki kit kit bandh karna ho to uske munh mai apna plug dalo

Kaun kehat hai TB aur BB mai pharak nahi, lallua khud sathiya gaya hai, uske bhi g-andiya pe l-undiya maro

[laloo jadav]

Kaun kehat hai TB aur BB mai pharak nahi, lallua khud sathiya gaya hai, uske bhi g-andiya pe l-undiya maro


Biloo bhaya humra party chhod ke doosra party join kar liya ka? :001_rolleyes:

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Biloo bhaya humra party chhod ke doosra party join kar liya ka? :001_rolleyes:

Arrey nahi bhaiyya, hum tum ko chhod ke kahin nahi jaat hai, Nitish babu kai baar bulawa bheje, lekin mai nahi gaya, hum toh tuhar saath he hoon, Jab tak suraj chand rahega, lalloo aur billo ka sath rahega aur Rabdi bhi sath rahegi

[laloo jadav]

Arrey nahi bhaiyya, hum tum ko chhod ke kahin nahi jaat hai, Nitish babu kai baar bulawa bheje, lekin mai nahi gaya, hum toh tuhar saath he hoon, Jab tak suraj chand rahega, lalloo aur billo ka sath rahega aur Rabdi bhi sath rahegi

:thumbup: :thumbup:
aur tuhar vaste bhainsiya bhi, akhir Brahmchari ho aur pehalwan bhi:toast:

[Mastikhor]

Lalloo ki bajana accha lagata hai ... chahe woh TV ho ya phir Biwi ho

:D

[Mastikhor]

:thumbup: :thumbup:
aur tuhar vaste bhainsiya bhi, akhir Brahmchari ho aur pehalwan bhi:toast:

Pehelwaan saab ko ek gilaas taaza taaza bail ka doodh pilaaoo ... mera matlab bhains ka ch00t ... oops yeh saala aaj humre zabaan kyon phisal rahi hai

[pangebaaz]

ek baar hum rabri ke sath amreeka gaye, waha hotall me thahre they, humre kamre ka Telibhision kharab ho gaya tha...skreen per foto hil rahi thi, humne resepson per phone lagaya aur apni problem batayi, thodi time mei unka mekanik waha pahucha, mekanik ke pas koi auzar nahi tha, usne aate hi TV ki side per ek laat lagayi aur TV ka skreen thik ho gaya, Rabri ne kaha.."lagta hai tum dono ek hi repair skool me padhe ho"
uske jane ke baad humne socha TV aur Biwi me jyada farak nahi hai :balloon:

Jab tak suraj chand rahega, lalloo aur billo ka sath rahega aur Rabdi bhi sath rahegi

Laloo aur Billoo dono ek hi school me parhe hain, laloo ne Billoo ko recruit kiya hai, Rabdi aur bhainsiya ko laat marne ke liye:D

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

yeh do doston ke beech, kaun bhaiyya log panga le rahe hain

Ek baar hum bailan ka doodh nikalne gaye, woh bhi poora ek litre, pehle bail muskurahat raha, phir hansa, phir ro-ro ke mar gawa, budbuk sala kamjor nikala, lalloo bhaiyya chare mai ghotala jo karat rahe

[airINDIA]

:roar:

Arey Laloo ji,

Farak naahi farak naahi kaise bolat ho bhai...farak to hai...chalo saabit kiye det hai:

Farakwa 1:

Sasura aapka TV jab sathiya jaata hai to aap side pe laat lagat ho TV ko...

Aur Rabri jab nautanki karat hai, to aap piche laat lagat ho...

Farakwa 2:

Sasuri TV ka plug lagane se vo chalu ho jaati hai...

Aur Rabri ko aap jab "plug" lagat ho unki kit-kit bandh nahi ho jaati ka?

Farakwa 1:

Jab TB sathiya jaaye to side pe lath maro
aurat sathiya jaaye to pehle side pe, phir oopar, phir neeche lath maaro, paanch minute baad g-and pe l-und se maro

Farakwa 2:

TB ki kit-kit bandh karna ho to 'plug' nikalo,
Aurat ki kit kit bandh karna ho to uske munh mai apna plug dalo

Kaun kehat hai TB aur BB mai pharak nahi, lallua khud sathiya gaya hai, uske bhi g-andiya pe l-undiya maro

:001_rolleyes:

Didn't I say the same thing? :hammer1:

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

:001_rolleyes:

Didn't I say the same thing? :hammer1:

If you hab shaid the shame things, then come to BBR


hee hee ishorry... it ish all right