Jupiter
3rd July 2007, 06:46 PM
even if u find a similar joke, this 1 does not qualify for FT as those jokes wont be about Masti :tongue_smilie:
Masti bhai ki shaadi hui. (This is not a joke, aaisa bhi hota hai ;))
Shaadi ke baad honeymoon ka program bana.
To Masti bhai ne plan kiya ke Honeymoon par Kashmir jaaya jaaye.
Sab dost log unko airport par see-off karne gaye.
Dekha ke Masti bhai to hain wahan, but unki shareek-e-hayaat nahin pahuchi thi.
Doston ne poochha - Masti bhai flight ka time ho raha hai Aapki Begam nahi aa rahi?.... Unko bolo jaldi aaye flight chhoot jayegi nahi to.
Masti bola - Nahi yaar usne Kashmir dekha hua hai :D
Masti bhai ki shaadi hui. (This is not a joke, aaisa bhi hota hai ;))
Shaadi ke baad honeymoon ka program bana.
To Masti bhai ne plan kiya ke Honeymoon par Kashmir jaaya jaaye.
Sab dost log unko airport par see-off karne gaye.
Dekha ke Masti bhai to hain wahan, but unki shareek-e-hayaat nahin pahuchi thi.
Doston ne poochha - Masti bhai flight ka time ho raha hai Aapki Begam nahi aa rahi?.... Unko bolo jaldi aaye flight chhoot jayegi nahi to.
Masti bola - Nahi yaar usne Kashmir dekha hua hai :D