47 years ki lady!!

[chacha_choudhary]

ek 47 years ki aurat ne apne face ki plastic surgery karwai,

aur uske face ki surgery bahot badia hui,pura face ek dum gora aur saaf ho gaya,

abb wo sabse poochti rehti ki batao meri age kitni hai!!

ek din wo ek library mai gayi aur wahan ek ladke se poocha batao meri age kitni lagti hai, to woo ladka kehta hai apki age 30 year hogi!!,to wo aurat kehti hai nahi meri age too 47 hai,but nice try,

agle din wo mcdonald's mai gayi waha usne burger,pizza ka order diya uske baad jab waiter aayya to usse poochne lagi batao to meri age kitni lagti hai??

too woo waiter kehta hai madam apki age hogi 37!!,to woo aurat kehti hai nahi meri age 47 hai but nice try,

phir wo wahan se chali jatti hai aur ek bus mai chaad jaatii hai,wahan ek 85 age ka old man hota hai wo usse poochti hai ki batao to meri age kitni hogi?
to woo old man kehta hai mai bata to sakta hoon but uske liye tumhari panty mai hath dalna padega,to woo aurat turant raazi ho gayi aur old man ko wasse he karne diya!!
hath dalne ke baad wo old man kehta hai apki age 47years hai!!

wo aurat hairan ho gayi aur poochne lagi ki apko kasse pata chala??

wo old man kehta hai mcdonald's mai apke pechhe wali seat mai maan baitha hua thaa!!:lol:
:hi_5: :toast:

[Narad Muni]

abey ChaCha maar diya hansa hansa ke. aapki tareef me ab kya kahu ?
Pure desi aur saala Budha bhi kitna samjhdaar.
:getdrunk: ye le Beer with + repo.

[Draconian]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GodFather]

Chacha, kahin woh 85 saala wala aadmi...aap ...aise hi shanka hui man main;)

[chichora]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
bada tharki budha tha.......

[Don]

Budhdha kaisa bhi tha lekin

Chance time per le hi liya
:hi_5:

[Eshtyle Raja]

:lol: :lol:
maja aa gaya.. budda kaafi tharki nikala.. chacha jiiiiii, kahin woh aap !!!! :tongue:

[chacha_choudhary]

dhanyewad bhai logon lo beer:toast: ke sath lassi:getdrunk: free mai piyo!!:hi_5:

[tharkikadost]

O majaa aa gaya tharkiyon............aapki sabki jaankaari ke liye keh doon wo old man ke bhes mein main tha sabhi tharkiyon ka dost

[Raju]

:roar::roar:

[Raju]

:getdrunk: ye le Beer with + repo.
:ciao::ciao:

[gookilendi man]

ye chacha ban kaaye baat ko ho gaya tha?

[DhOluRaM]

chacha kahi na kahi hai aur narad muni bhi kha ma kha ban waigara

[Nasty-N-Nuts]

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25561

[greatalok]

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25561

Lag gayi Nasty ki :D

[Manubha]

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25561

:roar: :roar: :roar:

This is like saying in court:

Melord, I did not rape that woman on the night of December 17th; I was sleeping, all tired from forceful sex I had with her earlier that day. :D

[Yeda Anna]

This is like saying in court:

Melord, I did not rape that woman on the night of December 17th; I was sleeping, all tired from forceful sex I had with her earlier that day. :D

:roar: :roar: :roar:

ek muhavra yahan fit hota hai

sawan ke andhe ko har jagah hariyali dikhayi deti hai aur BBR ke andhe ko har jagaha ....... :D