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Jupiter
31st January 2006, 02:50 PM
Junior students r taking relegious lessons........
Thier teacher begins the lessons by asking a few questions
As she is about to begin a girl falls asleep
Behind the girl Jhonny is watching her go to sleep..........
The teacher asks her first question................
Who is the creator of this universe?.....
The boy pokes the girl with a pencil and she yells "OH GOD"....
The teacher is impressed....
The girl sits n goes abck to sleep
After some time the teacher asks her another question....
Who is the person who was messenger of God?....
The boy pokes the pencil into the back of the girl again
The girl shouts(in a complaining way) "Oh Jesus"
Teacher is pleased......
She asks the girl to sit and the girl goes back to sleep
Then the teacher asks the last question.....
What did Eve say to Eve in the Eden Garden after the birth of their 21st child?..........
And once more the boy pokes the pencil so the girl gets up
She screams at the boy ...."U POKE THAT THING ONCE MORE IN ME, I'M GONNA BREAK IT INTO TWO AND STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH".....!!!:thumbup: