DreamWeaver
20th June 2007, 04:47 PM
11.
I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more.
10.
I've been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you're sending before.
9.
You'd like me to remain your friend.
8.
I don't care if the kid dies from cancer.
7.
I have a sense of humor and that joke isn't remotely funny.
6.
If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies.
5.
You'll prove once and for all that I'm smarter than you.
4.
I am actually hoping to get robbed/mugged/carjacked.
3.
If I wanted to see pictures of babies, I'd buy an Anne Geddes book.
2.
If it doesn't have to do with making my penis bigger then I don't want it in my Inbox.
1.
Bill Gates already sent me my free Xbox, $1000, and tickets to Disney. I don't want to be greedy.
:award: :award: :award:
I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more.
10.
I've been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you're sending before.
9.
You'd like me to remain your friend.
8.
I don't care if the kid dies from cancer.
7.
I have a sense of humor and that joke isn't remotely funny.
6.
If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies.
5.
You'll prove once and for all that I'm smarter than you.
4.
I am actually hoping to get robbed/mugged/carjacked.
3.
If I wanted to see pictures of babies, I'd buy an Anne Geddes book.
2.
If it doesn't have to do with making my penis bigger then I don't want it in my Inbox.
1.
Bill Gates already sent me my free Xbox, $1000, and tickets to Disney. I don't want to be greedy.
:award: :award: :award: