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LASHKAR-E-THARKI
22nd February 2006, 11:04 AM
Dying Pope's Last Request To BIHARI Leaders

Last rites taken between two friends...

unknown to most Biharis, as Pope John Paul II was
dying; he sent a message to the present Bihari stalvarts, LaLoo & Paswan to come to his home in the Vatican.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered
the room, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned for them to sit
on each side of the bed. The Pope grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said
anything. Both LaLoo and Paswan were touched and flattered that the
old Pope would ask them to be with him during his final moment.
They were also puzzled though because the Pope had
never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of
them. Finally, LaLoo asked, "Fodder, what for did you hask de
two of huss to come 'ere fr ?">The old Pope mustered up some strength, then said

weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go as
well."

Irish Candle Story
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> > > Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in
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> > Dublin when
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> > >she met with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top
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> > o' the mornin' to ye!
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> > >Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and
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> > yer husband 2 years ago?"
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> > >She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father
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> > asked, "And be there
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> > >any wee little ones yet?"
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> > >
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> > > She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father
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> > said, "Well
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> > >now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a
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> > candle for ye and yer
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> > >husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They
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> > then parted ways.
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> > >
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> > >
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> > > Some years later they met again. The Father asked,
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> > "Well now,
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> > >Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied,
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> > "Oh, very well,
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> > >Father!" The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye
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> > any wee ones yet?" She
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> > >replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4
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> > singles, 10 in all!"
> The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer
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> > loving husband
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> > >doing?" She replied, "'E's gone to Rome to blow out
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> > yer fookin' candle.

"couldn't remove da last few words coz otherwise the story would have looked bland....plz over look this" :hi_5: :hi_5: :hi_5: