app server vs woman

[pechkas]

Why is an enterprise application server better than a woman?

.If you pick the right one, it doesn't have to cost a lot of money.
.Your app server doesn't get jealous if you deploy your component elsewhere.
.If you change app servers, you don't have to pay alimony.
.Your buddies can all use the app server at the same time.

:award: :award:

[Mastikhor]

Wah wah ... Server ko aaj tak iss nazar se nahi dekha ;)

[airINDIA]

sahi baat hai...

-Server also goes down just when you need it :3:

[pechkas]

sahi baat hai...

-Server also goes down just when you need it :3:
:rofl: :rofl:

Also, there is one scheme that is fully missing from women -

app servers always come with 30 days trial version

[Mastikhor]

sahi baat hai...

-Server also goes down just when you need it :3:

:roar: :roar:

- Server needs constant add ons and resources for better performance :(

- And you always feel that others are better than yours

- If you'd have waited a little more time you could have got a better one

:D

[greatalok]

Some of them are even free, and have open source :D

[funnyfaridabadi]

:lol: :lol:

[aaichaagho]

Sahi hai:4: :4: