Jupiter
31st January 2006, 10:35 AM
Laloo Prasad sent his Resume to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation,
USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad
You DO NOT meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone calls shall be entertained.
THANKS"
LALOO PRASAD JUMPED WITH JOY ON RECEIVING THIS REPLY.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko
AMEREECA mein naukri mil gayee hey"
Every one was delited.
Laloo Prasad continued.........
"Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padkar sunaon gaa
-par letter angrazee main hai- isliyen saath-saath hindi main
translate
bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad-----------Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet---------aap to miltay hee naheen hoo
our requirement---------humko to zaroorat hai
please do not send any
further correspondence-----ab letter vetter bheajnay ka kaouno
zaroorat
nahee.
No phone calls------------phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained------- bahut khatir kee jayegi.
Thanks------------- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad
Corporation,
USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad
You DO NOT meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone calls shall be entertained.
THANKS"
LALOO PRASAD JUMPED WITH JOY ON RECEIVING THIS REPLY.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko
AMEREECA mein naukri mil gayee hey"
Every one was delited.
Laloo Prasad continued.........
"Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padkar sunaon gaa
-par letter angrazee main hai- isliyen saath-saath hindi main
translate
bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad-----------Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet---------aap to miltay hee naheen hoo
our requirement---------humko to zaroorat hai
please do not send any
further correspondence-----ab letter vetter bheajnay ka kaouno
zaroorat
nahee.
No phone calls------------phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained------- bahut khatir kee jayegi.
Thanks------------- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad