GodFather
31st January 2006, 05:11 AM
Q. What is a gay Maharashtrian called?
A. Deccan Queen
Q. What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian?
A. Western Ghat.
Q. What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
A. Sadashiv.
Q. Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?'
A. Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
Q. What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
A. Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
Q. What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A. Sabudana Khichdi.
Q. What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A. Cool-karni.
Q. What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
A. Ba-gul.
Q. What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A. Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Q. Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A. That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore.
Q. How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A. West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q. How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A. Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
Q. What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A. "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local".
Q. What do you call James Bond's Maharastrian cousin?
A. Janu Bande
Q. What do you call Roger Moore's Maharastrian cousin?
A. Rajaram More
Q. What do you call A horny Maharashtrian?
A. Sada Tate
Q. What do you call A hornier Maharashtrian?
. Vasu Varchotkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian Sexologist?
A. Achyut Holkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian with a prostrate gland problem?
A. Gotya Andorkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian Sena-baiter?
A. Waghoji Waghmare
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian belly dancer?
A. Shantabai Potdukhe
Q. What do you call A baby Maharashtrian rat?
A. Bal Kurtadkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian school in Japan?
A. Ya-shica
Q. What do you call Maharashtrian bermudas?
A. Dada Kondkes ( Like NYKE)
Q. What do you call A sexy pair of Maharashtrian Chappals?
A. Padmini Kolhapuris
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian who died after taking a loan?
A. Lone Mela
Q. What do you call A vegetarian Maharashtrian?
A. Sadfule Bhajirao
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian burger?
A. Vada Pao
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian priest?
A. Ghatpande Guruji
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian A/C repair outfit ?
A. Garware & Hiwale Co.
Q. What do you call A cool Maharashtrian?
A. Kulkarni
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian strip teaser ?
A. Suhasini Parkarwarkar
A. Deccan Queen
Q. What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian?
A. Western Ghat.
Q. What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
A. Sadashiv.
Q. Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?'
A. Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
Q. What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
A. Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
Q. What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A. Sabudana Khichdi.
Q. What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A. Cool-karni.
Q. What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
A. Ba-gul.
Q. What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A. Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Q. Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A. That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore.
Q. How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A. West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q. How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A. Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
Q. What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A. "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local".
Q. What do you call James Bond's Maharastrian cousin?
A. Janu Bande
Q. What do you call Roger Moore's Maharastrian cousin?
A. Rajaram More
Q. What do you call A horny Maharashtrian?
A. Sada Tate
Q. What do you call A hornier Maharashtrian?
. Vasu Varchotkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian Sexologist?
A. Achyut Holkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian with a prostrate gland problem?
A. Gotya Andorkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian Sena-baiter?
A. Waghoji Waghmare
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian belly dancer?
A. Shantabai Potdukhe
Q. What do you call A baby Maharashtrian rat?
A. Bal Kurtadkar
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian school in Japan?
A. Ya-shica
Q. What do you call Maharashtrian bermudas?
A. Dada Kondkes ( Like NYKE)
Q. What do you call A sexy pair of Maharashtrian Chappals?
A. Padmini Kolhapuris
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian who died after taking a loan?
A. Lone Mela
Q. What do you call A vegetarian Maharashtrian?
A. Sadfule Bhajirao
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian burger?
A. Vada Pao
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian priest?
A. Ghatpande Guruji
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian A/C repair outfit ?
A. Garware & Hiwale Co.
Q. What do you call A cool Maharashtrian?
A. Kulkarni
Q. What do you call A Maharashtrian strip teaser ?
A. Suhasini Parkarwarkar